Confess here

[OranguTrump]

I'm actually only 1/2 Orangutan - Mom was human, but I didn't inherit any of her humanity.

 

[Bud Green]

I've smoked pot for 46 years, but I never inhaled....

 

[m314]

I just woke up and thought it was 8:30 Sunday morning.. I started making coffee, then I looked at my watch a little closer and saw it was 8:30 pm. Oh yeah, I was distilling and accidently got too drunk too early on a Saturday. I don't usually wake up on a Saturday evening.

 

[shithawk420]

I drink like a trailer park superviser

 

[Stoner4Life]

˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ƃuᴉɥʇou ʇoƃ I 'ʎɹɹoS

 

[WelderDan]

I drink like a trailer park superviser

I drink like a trailer park resident. But I don't have a "problem." I drink, I pass out, no problem.

 

[m314]

I don't have a problem either. I love booze, I have tons of booze at the house, so where's the problem?

 

[shithawk420]

The only difference between me and you is a couple of drinks

 

[WelderDan]

I once outran the cops in a 1971 Plymouth Duster with no 2nd gear.

 

[MicroRoy]

I taught my grandsons all the fart songs.

 

[armedoldhippy]

i tried to confess once. the damn priest slipped out, jammed my door shut & tried to torch the fucking place! "die, you dirty son of a bitch, die!" i could hear him screaming outside...some people can't handle the truth.

 

[Dropped Cat]

I tell my wife that I kill the spiders in the bathroom,
but I just let them get away.

All of them, ALL OF THEM!

 

[Floridian]

Janis Joplin in a sexual context??Wait a minue wait..naww makes me wanna squirt

 

[Dropped Cat]

 

[Floridian]

Definitely oine of her less hideous pics

 

[MicroRoy]

I miss AM radio.

 

[noyd666]

and the biggles radio show

 

[Dropped Cat]

Cousin Brucie on AM 770, WABC, early 1970's

 

[MicroRoy]

Sally Jesse Raphael

 

[trichrider]

I did it...can I sleep now?