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Cold, hard confession thread.

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VonBudí

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unless you wanna hear about how i forced myself to jerk off to gay porn once to make sure i wasn't secretly gay.

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hunt4genetics

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Has porn made men sexually numb? I am quite old school. I love when a women drops something and I have a clean peek down her shirt. I love catching a glimpse of butt crack.

When I spot some major boobage I automatically nudge the closest guy to give him a heads up. But now a days, these young guys don't get the nudge.

What?
Look!

Look at what?

Do I have to spell it out... (cough, wink)


Is the age of the sneaky peek over thanks to porn?
 

minds_I

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Hello all,

Don't need porn...been married to many decades for that shit. In fact, that sex thing is behind me now and in fact, had I known the peace of not chasing tail...all the effort...all the money I would have opted out sooner.

Shit, women are the bane of men....most of you just don't know it yet. And when you do discover the futility of it all...its likely too late.

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5th

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....I can't post here...it's like rainbows with kittens on them....

Except for the guy that beat n' killed that POS n' did 6 years. Well done you sir :tiphat:
 

stoned-trout

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after many years living the florida spring break areas ...not much makes my head snap to the side...1 street over from ft Lauderdale beach in the in spot in a condo , 1 street over in Daytona beach next to main street hot spot and the beach, boot hill saloon ..come in here and have a seat ,better here than across the street..when there was a grave yard across street. one night it was indeed better to be across the street..i banged a hottie in the graveyard...., and the keys,,but there was scary European babes there with serious underarm and leg hair and slight mustaches....ewwwwww ..the gays didn't bother me as much lol...then 18 years san diego...its all catagories now...they all fit into one or another...
 

stoned-trout

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the trim was so good in Daytona .. I lived mainland there first, then went beachside requiring you go over a bridge ... I met a bunch of guys working the hospitality scene and got em all high... we worked out a business deal with them getting my redhair buds... I forgot to go home to my girlfriend mainland,,got a cheap pad next to main street and had free'/cheap hotel hookups due to my newfound friends,,clothing was shorts/ tee shirt..again either free or cheap...soon everything was either cheap or free...luckily my rent was paid through bank account...when I did finallly go back mainland my girlfriend was gone....I even got a lot of cheap beer ..I would go to boardwalk there sit down take napkin toss in bud crumple it up and tell my friends serving can you throw this out for me..theres a row of arcades,and a restaurants there along beach...then let the cheap beer flow....thay also alerted me to undercovers covering the area...money well spent...some of the sexual adventures I had will prob sustain me later on when I am real old.....lol
 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
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the quality I want in a woman now is more a different one ,,,I want you to go home when its done....lol..benefits without having to be friends...your hot ,no need to talk ,lets do it and have fun...see ya next time....getting too old and been burned too many times to want otherwise,,,still had fun
 

stoned-trout

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even when she says naaaaa you get some huh??? and when your tired of her a good set of coals will make her taste better....yeehaw
 

hunt4genetics

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I miss not understanding women. I miss the days when women were such mysterious creatures. I miss having crushes, being nervous around women.

Now, thanks to time and wall to wall porn, those days are gone.
 
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