Rabbit it is a cross I developed from two Head seeds strains...G-13 Deisel..purple pheno...smoke is fantastic by the way....DD
doobieduck said:Please don't let this ruin your holidays..it is supposed to be humorous..and was very difficult to produce and post...smile:
It soon will be Christmas and we join Mary and Billy shopping for a Christmas Tree on a growers farm. Mary is browsing slowly and carefully with Billy on her shoulder looking for that extraordinary Christmas tree that will adorn their home.
Mary gets together with Santa, the farm sales person, in the rows and rows of bud like trees and asks “Santa do you have anything larger?” He points down towards his sack and then to a very large tree. With Santas help she meanders over to a huge specimen, she has found the big one.
She inspects it closer, “Santa this tree is a woody”…Billy doesn’t seem to give a sh*t.
Just then another tree catches her fancy…Billy is interested in the sparkly resins that seem to glisten in the sunlight.
Nope….not the one though, she saunters back to the first very large tall woody tree with Billy in tow and whimpers...this one is enormous.
Santa calls out to Mary again “come see what Santa has over here for you Mary!”
Mary wanders over to see what Santa has in his sack. Billy seems more interested now!
She sees that Santa is staring off into no where…a blazed look on his face…he is motionless…leaning from one side to another..”Santa…have you been smoking these trees?” Mary asks. He is oblivious to her question…. She looks down towards his sack, him and his gazed stare, and wonders to herself : did he really have a nice big tree?…..Billy wonders too!
Santa seems to be coming down a little now and motions to Mary…..he calls out ”Mary….. come to Santa...Santa is ready...”..
Mary wriggles and squeezes her body through the resiney boughs like a night club dancer. She moves over to where Santa is waiting for her… Mary and Santa are seen very close back in the dark forest of Christmas trees now,…. moving in and out of the shadows, Billy along for the ride….
Mary, unexpectedly emerges from the forest with a perplexed, unsatisfied look on her face…Billy doesn’t appear to be impressed either.
Santa and Mary again seem very close in the trees ….Marys eye browes raise for a moment…. Mary cries out, “I’ll buy two big trees Santa!” Billy is heard mumbling "Go Santa"
Now just the tip of Santa’s hat can be seen behind Mary, maybe he dropped some change and has bent to retrieve it. Mary has a very satisfied shopping look now as she and Billy leave the tree farm until next year.
Thanks for your views and posts…see Ya again soon…the trees are H3ad SeedsG-13 Diesel cross I did, Purple pheno…
Merry Christmas Icers...DoobieDuck