Carlos Mencia is a joke thief

[Tarkus]

Oh, I do love Steve Martin. That man is funny as hell. Plays a mean banjo too.

 

[VictoryGardener]

yea... is there ANYONE who still takes gerald rivera seriously anymore???
He's almost as bad as Nancy Grace

 

[wantaknow]

RON WHITE KILLS ME

 

[VictoryGardener]

his routine is gettin a tad old, though

 

[chuckyoufarley]

old bill cosby is a riot and daisy jane its dee dee dee not dun dun dun

 

[Verite]

Mencia does suck monkey nards.. watching one celled critters thru a microscope having sex is funnier.

The Comedy Store sucks worse for cancelling Joes upcoming scheduled shows for doing that.

 

[Tarkus]

Man, and I was so hoping for him to find something in Al Capone's glove compartment. Safe, whatever....the bitch was empty.

 

[Irishslappop]

i like the description on the video. Blatant.

 

[DJ_highst_]

All comedians suck. There have been only a selected few over the years that have been funny.

Original and Funny Comedians IMO

1. Richard Pryor
2. Sam Kinison
3. Eddie Murphy
4. Dave Chapelle
5. Joe Rogan

Anyone seen Dice on VH1? I could not belive how far this dude left himself go. He looks like Baby Huey all fat and oafish.

They put all this clips of him back in the 80's and he doesn't even look like the same person. And he has the balls to call himself "The Greatest Comedian" when back in the 80's Sam was burning this guy to the ground on the Howard Stern Show. Dice is going to crash and burn and his reality show foreshadow's it.

No way can you add Joe Rogan to that list before George Carlin (SP?). I cant believe he wasnt mentioned yet. That guy is definatly on his own level and doesnt bit his material. If you ever seen him, how could his materail be stolen. Only he can come up with the fucked up shit he says.

7 deadly words routine was a classic and he had a HBO special last year that was still very funny.

 

[VictoryGardener]

heres some great Mitch Jokes... the end is absolutely hilarious

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7rfkEbttuIs

check it out, Im sure you will laugh your ass off, even more so if you've never heard the guy

 

[nycdfan042]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDmaG1-H25M mencia caught on air stealing

 

[Irishslappop]

well that definately sealed the deal

 

[nycdfan042]

yea this is all new to me i always hated mencia anyways...now to know this guys name is ned holdman is just ridiculous LOL the dane cook thing is totaly seperate right now any one have more evidence? cuz the dane cook stealing from louis CK stuff(ilove louis CK 's stuff POOOTIE TANG!!!!!) thing is very genric, anyone have more links ?

 

[nycdfan042]

last link of jo rogan puttin the tombstone on neds grave site!

http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18...Talk_Radio&PCAST_TITLE=The_Mikey_Show_Podcast

 

[bartender187]

youtube alex jones and joe rogan... funny shit,


lol joe rogan always cracks me up..... gets paid to talk shit.... what a job.

 

[Guest]

I must pay homage to John Stewart. The Bush administration keeps him plenty of fodder and he does a great job with it.
Remember Eddie Murphys 'shoe-throwing Momma' bit? Hilarious!
How about Richard Pryor when he came back from rehab....the lighter joke..hahaha

Here is a great clip of Sam at his best.http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-667358908464398406&q=sam+kinison&hl=en

 

[Nikijad4210]

I like Mencia here & there, but he's not my top pick by any means.


George Carlin is.


The rest of the comedy world has nothin' on Carlin.

My personal favorite classic:

http://www.erenkrantz.com/Humor/SevenDirtyWords.shtml

George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words

"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I love..as I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have really.

We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them.

There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions.

And words, you know the seven don't you? Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.

Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people's feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list...like cocksucker and motherfucker. Those are...those are heavy-weight words. There's a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K's. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you. CocksuckerMotherfuckerCocksucker. It's like an assault, on you. So I can dig that.

And we mentioned shit earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. Piss and Cunt. The reason Piss and Cunt are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said 'Those are the two I am not going to say. I don't mind Fuck and Shit, but P and C are out. P and C are out.' Which led to such stupid sentences as 'OK, you fuckers, I am going to tinkle now.'

And of course the word Fuck. The word Fuck, I don't really...well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don't really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word fuck is an important word. It's the beginning of life, and, yet it's a word we use to hurt one other, quite often. And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I'd rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word fuck, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. 'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna fuck ya now. But we're gonna fuck ya slow.' So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' rap on that word. I hope so.

Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it's just impossible, forget those seven, they're out.

But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the cock crowed three times.''Hey, the cock the cock crowed three times. It's in the bible.' There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Curt Gowdy [mis-spelled in original transcription. -ed.] to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. No, no."

 

[nycdfan042]

(i dont even wanna hear mencias name any more mostly because thats not even his name, more for the fact that hes a lying shit fuck)The dane cook thing bothers me cuz i do find him funny i must admiit, and there seems to be as much if not more animosity towards him than mencia. It appears he might have "plagiarized" some of Louis C.K.'s stand up work( i saw the youtube clips and the differences in the jokes are minimal but it is a totaly different case compared to mencia where he out right just steals the entire joke with no re-arrangement or 'consealment'). Louis CK is awesome his stand up is awesome and ive lloved his stuff way way before dane cook(pootie tang is all i have to say). I feeel alil part of it is player hating? cuz i only heared of this dane cook hate stuff after he made that movie with jessica simpson then everyone(even scrubs) was hating on him.

I love to laugh, i love comedy but like with everything in life i want the good stuff. Dont give me some remixed, re-arranged bogusly stolen joke, all i want the is original landrace jokes that came from the heart. I just hop this doesnt become a theme like in music (wich is where i s this heading), mass produced stuff where it just turns into garbage. It seems like its cool to hate/ rip on celebs after weve sucked their life force dry from them.