It wouldn't surprise me Ted - probably a prime job - for some stuck-up sticky-beak of a copper - doing the security on everyone else's homeland - but their own - compiling their international 'list of deplorables' -
Well, that's bad news Gypsy. You can bet London to a brick that you won't get a visa today either! (In fact the Aust gov probably has you on some sort of shared list compiled by the US Dept of International Fear!)