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Borat gets beat... literally

ogrefugee

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borat said:
get away from the thread woman!


apparently you two did not see the jay leno show, both martha and borat were on together...

look it up on youtube, it is pretty funny
 

tbc OG

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zamalito said:
The thing is people don't understand exactly who cohen is mocking. He's not mocking kazaks he's mocking the racist people in america whose view of the rest of the world is so backwards that they actually believe he's real


This is true...to an extent. Women are treated incredibly poorly in some countries..

Women being beaten or killed for adultry and such is not a myth...that stuff actually happens.

But anyway, he is a comedian, he is not out for some political agenda as much as you may hope he is.

That being said, he is absolutley hillarious and anyone that punches someone in the face for that kind of stuff has some serious anger issues...
 

ogrefugee

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tbc OG said:
This is true...to an extent. Women are treated incredibly poorly in some countries..

Women being beaten or killed for adultry and such is not a myth...that stuff actually happens.

But anyway, he is a comedian, he is not out for some political agenda as much as you may hope he is.

That being said, he is absolutley hillarious and anyone that punches someone in the face for that kind of stuff has some serious anger issues...


have you ever walked through east village after 2am? there are really dangerous people in that city, and i'm sure the person who hit "borat" had encountered some of them before. he was just being protective, and in NYC i think he reaction was acceptable.

if a stranger dressed in strange clothes, speaking broken english that could easily be mentally unstable, approached you without reason on the street late night in a crappy neighboor hood, what the fuck would YOU do? me thinks you've never been attacked before
 

zamalito

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I never said that there isn't anything cruel or worthy of mockery in kazakhstan. I just don't really view kazakhstan as the main subject of his humor. You have to admit someone has to be retarded or just completely unaware culturally to take borat as a real guy from kazakhstan and yet a whole country western bar enthusiastically sang along with a song called "throw the jew down the well" or cheer when he says he hopes "premier bush drinks the blood of every iraqi". You have to admit stuff like this is making a much more powerful statement and more genius than remarks the character makes about women.
 

tbc OG

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ogrefugee said:
have you ever walked through east village after 2am? there are really dangerous people in that city, and i'm sure the person who hit "borat" had encountered some of them before. he was just being protective, and in NYC i think he reaction was acceptable.

if a stranger dressed in strange clothes, speaking broken english that could easily be mentally unstable, approached you without reason on the street late night in a crappy neighboor hood, what the fuck would YOU do? me thinks you've never been attacked before


Personally, I don't think punching someone in the face is warranted unless

a) They say they are going to attack you.
b) They are attacking you or trying to attack you.

Yeah, Borat may have seemed crazy, but is that any reason to punch someone in the face? I don't think so. If a crazy person comes up to me in the street, I walk away, I don't punch them in the face.
 

mriko

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Women are treated incredibly poorly in some countries..

Women being beaten or killed for adultry and such is not a myth...that stuff actually happens.

yup, even in so-called civilized countries such as US, or UK or France. A drunk husband punching his wife to death is alas not uncommon...

Irie !
 
G

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yup, even in so-called civilized countries such as US, or UK or France. A drunk husband punching his wife to death is alas not uncommon...

so what are you tring to say?
 

PazVerdeRadical

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i think what he is trying to say is that women get beat to death all over the world, "crimes of passion" are called, and women also kill men for it as well, also all over the world, it has nothing to do with where you are from, rather, it has to do with the fact you are a human ;)

peace.
 

sogman

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I think borat need to take some brazilian jiu jitsu so he can wrap that guy up in triangle choke and submit him. Thats would be equally entertaining to watch and i'd give him props!
 

I.M. Boggled

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Yes Virginia, they're is a Borat... If it's it "the Sun" it must be true...movie hype

Yes Virginia, they're is a Borat... If it's it "the Sun" it must be true...movie hype

This story is from our news.com.au network Source: AAP
Bystander punched Borat in face
November 14, 2006

COMEDIAN Sacha Baron Cohen was bashed by a passer-by in New York after he tried to play a prank as his alter ego, Borat.

According to London's Sun newspaper Cohen, adopting the character of Borat, the Kazakhstani TV reporter, approached the man and said: "I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it."

But the bystander didn't see the joke and punched Cohen in the face.

The comedian was struck again and again before being rescued by actor friend (and star of Ten series House) Hugh Laurie, who was accompanying Cohen to a New York bar.

The newspaper quotes a friend of Cohen as saying:"Sacha couldn't resist playing the fool as Borat, but picked on the wrong person".

The reported incident took place after Laurie and Cohen appeared on the US TV show Saturday Night Live late last month.

Cohen is currently in Australia promoting his successful spoof movie Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Studio chiefs have warned Cohen to avoid pretending to be Borat on the street.

Since his film was launched he has only appeared in character while promoting the movie.


Jeraldo Riveria is verifiering on his syndicated national TV today (probably, maybe, kinda happened), he's is reporting Borat did get his ass whomped on by a pissed off New Yawker, he would have punched the friggin' idiot also if it was him, but of course Jeraldo's Balls are quite large according to the various ex-wife reports... :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geraldo_Rivera#Career_and_controversy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Yada Yada...
The actors Borat's portrays a hilarious fictional satirized stereotype that just signed a 42 million (U.S.) Deal, he be surfin' the hype city here and in the now...
How does one say"filthy friggin' rich" in real now in english. ;) :)
Everybody mad want money from him insulted, big aim for target now unintentionally painted on forehead now for sure.

Something to probably offend everybody in that brilliant piece of satire, I would be-a reckonin'.
characterize 'kariktu`rIz
Describe or portray the character or the qualities or peculiarities of...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes,_Virginia,_there_is_a_Santa_Claus

:)
 
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sogman

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Well shit if he's making money like 42mill doing shit i saw in high school I'd smack him too! Ya never know who's on crack at that time a night. That drug will influence everything in your personailty.
 

genkisan

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Martha Stewart said:
It's funny how a Comedian has done much more than any politician to show the World the true intentions of the Zionist regime.

Borat should get Dual-Nationality, (like Israelis, and Mexicans) and run for office in the US.

We need to get Our Troops out of a WAR that serves Nobodys best-interests, but the oil companies, and the Zionists, and use Them where They're needed.

>>ON OUR BORDERS!!<<

Don't hate Me, I'm not a rascist, rather a REALIST!

Martha S.



Wow....you really don't understand satire, do you?


Sacha Baron Cohen is Jewish, and his routine is not done that way to "to show the World the true intentions of the Zionist regime"......nor is he advocating abusing women.


It is done that way to make fun of and ridicule anti-Semites, misogynists and all the other donkeyhonkers of the world.
 

EastCoast

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I was thinking of seeing Borat... but let me ask a question. is Borat like.. Napoleon Dynamite funny... or like Funny funny?
 

hydroclops

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Hey I wouldn't want him to have sex with my clothes either,
shit do you know how fucked up it is to have cum on your jacket, while trying to get home at 2AM on a NYC subway.

Well let me tell you it is not pretty, not that I would know :confused:
 

sogman

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Holy shit I almost busted a gut on that! LMFAO!11
Heh standing next to someone on the subway
"uugh! dude is that.."
"Don't even fuckin ask man"
 

zamalito

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mriko said:
yup, even in so-called civilized countries such as US, or UK or France. A drunk husband punching his wife to death is alas not uncommon...

Irie !

Good point mriko,

I live in the u.s and about two years ago. The next county over was having a budget crisis so they actually the county prosecutor publicly stated that he'd picked domestic violence cases as the ones to stop prosecuting to save money for the county. He basically legalized spouse abuse for a whole year.
 

zamalito

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When I was 19 I lived in alphabet city and found myself out at 2am frequently and never felt the need to punch someone. I even walked by bellevue going to a leaving work everyday. I only lived there just under a year though nyc manhattan especially is sink or swim and I most definitely sank. The whole time I lived ther my nose was clogged from air pollution.
 
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