You really should call Calgon.
WTH? We used to have an advert for calling "Culligan"... yanno... "Hey, Culligan Man!".
Calgon? Well, I imagine you think I need a bath perhaps?
May want to take yer own advise there sonny.
I don't get my panties twisted over things that matter not, like y'all do.
I find several folks here somewhat amusing in a sad sort of way AWA pedestrian at best.
Keep trying though.
It's all fun fodder for my amusement however.
Relax my dude and...
Carry on.