Bigfoot - Legend Becomes Fact?

[Absorber]

for such an elusive creature, he was sure easy to sneak up on

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[igrowone]

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the original post was based on a Colorado sighting/video, lawton is in oklahoma

 

[Absorber]

the original post was based on a Colorado sighting/video, lawton is in oklahoma

They seem to use the same name of the person recording it

 

[mean mr.mustard]

They seem to use the same name of the person recording it

Oklahoma isn't a real state, so federally it probably gets pretty complicated....

 

[igrowone]

They seem to use the same name of the person recording it

ok, that's the tie in, I'll have to read up on it

 

[Absorber]

ok, that's the tie in, I'll have to read up on it

I have no dog in the race either way i have an open mind

 

[moose eater]

The real question is, if there's a Big Foot, is it properly documented, have legit papers and ID and such, and can it prove that it loves this Country!!!!!!!!!! (Sarcasm).

 

[mean mr.mustard]

It shits on our country.

Literally.

Let's get the National Guard!!

 

[Absorber]

It shits on our country.

Literally.

Let's get the National Guard!!

And if it is around its been shitting here before us

 

[igrowone]

And if it is around its been shitting here before us

that's the real crime, he/she's are squatters

 

[Absorber]

that's the real crime, he/she's are squatters

Everyone is a squatter

 

[moose eater]

that's the real crime, he/she's are squatters

SASSQUATTERS!!!!!!!

 

[pop_rocks]

Oklahoma isn't a real state, so federally it probably gets pretty complicated....

damn rebels, thats sqwatch country
im sending in the cutie militia!


/ok she need some work on her map reading but i am willing to tutor her, late into the night if necessary

 

[Veritas629]

If a friend helped me level a heavy rock in my yard, I'd grill him a steak and share a couple bowls. Maybe you should leave him a thank you plate, Santa Claus style ...

 

[Absorber]

damn rebels, thats sqwatch countryim sending in the cutie militia!


/ok she need some work on her map reading but i am willing to tutor her, late into the night if necessary

if she had a donkey and i had a rooster and her donkey ate my roosters legs she'd have 2 feet of my cock in her ass

 

[pop_rocks]

does anyone else see this, his post is blurred until you click on it
what kind of sorcery is this

 

[igrowone]

If a friend helped me level a heavy rock in my yard, I'd grill him a steak and share a couple bowls. Maybe you should leave him a thank you plate, Santa Claus style ...

I'm thinking I may done that accidentally
I was tossing some older apples out back there,very thick greenery that swallows them up
apples are something they seem to like
so I may have been sending an inadvertent message, I guess putting out another apple tonight might be ok

 

[pop_rocks]

its filled with homo errotic bigfoot fan fiction!
the phrase "...sucking harry balls"comes up more than once

 

[pop_rocks]

I'm thinking I may done that accidentally
I was tossing some older apples out back there,very thick greenery that swallows them up
apples are something they seem to like
so I may have been sending an inadvertent message, I guess putting out another apple tonight might be ok

baiting animals is a common way to draw them in but if they arent in your area you arent going to bring in sht
the rock story is very currious, like how would a rock move on its own
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones
but i dont think this is the case here
maybe next time the bigfoot can haul the trash to the collection point for you
that would be helpful

 

[shithawk420]

a dark moment in the thread I think will synch well with a recent report/experience on BFRO
no pictures or video, just a creepy story by a grandmother, believe or not as you see fit

BFRO Report 77561: RARE INSTANCE OF PHYSICAL CONTACT BY A SASQUATCH: Lady inside tent grabbed momentarily through tent.

OBSERVED: I was told this property has been in the family since the 1800's. I remember when I was a small child going there and something bad happened that scared me so bad that I never wanted to go back, but I can't remember what.

50 years later, I decided to go back for a family reunion camping trip on the property. We got there July 2, 2024 about 12pm. We setup camp the tents. They were popup tents with covers (that cover the air vent net windows) that staked into the ground.

Afterwards we visited with 2 family members that were staying in the cabin. Each day it was clear and hot and the nights were clear and very cold. The whole time we felt like we were being watched. We had a uneasy feeling about being there. We heard lots of noises roaring/growling (not like any animal we have ever heard before, but it was from a large animal), whooping sounds.

It was in one area then over then in another area. I joked about that it almost sounds like they are talking to each other. And lots of other animal sounds (that I recognized from growing up in mountain country).

We would hear frogs crooking and then all the sudden stop and we would hear cracking of sticks and breaking of branches in the woods. My uncle said it was just animals in the woods and that it was nothing to worry about.

We went to bed about 12:30am. At about 1am my mom sat up and looked behind her at the back of the tent and then moved over and layed back down and went to sleep.

The next night the same thing happened again with my mom. The third night we all sat by the fire pit and my mom went to bed at 11pm and slept in the car. My grandson and I went to bed at 11:26pm. We heard lots of fireworks going off, echoing through the valley.

Since my mom was sleeping in the car, I moved the air mattress (queen size about 3 feet tall) to the center of the tent. I layed on the side closest to the door, on my right side to be able to see the door.

I climbed into the sleeping bag and put another blanket on top of the sleeping bag. I zipped up the sleeping bag and covered my head and put the flashlight inside of the sleeping bag with me, in case my grandson yelled for me.

I wasn't tired so I don't remember falling asleep. When I slept it was always a light sleep so I could hear my grandson so 1/2 asleep 1/2 awake. All the sudden, I felt the back of the tent touch my back and then something grabbed my arm and started shaking the air mattress violently. Then a bright white light starts shining on the back corner but up off the ground of the tent but there was no noise.

I was so scared I could see the light through the blanket and sleeping bag. Whatever it was stopped shaking and bouncing the air mattress and let go of my arm and the light disappeared.

I turned on my flashlight and sat up quickly and looked at my cell phone. It was 1:46am. I looked at the back of the tent. It was moved forward about 5 to 7 feet. I got up and went and checked on my sleeping grandson. He was fine.

I moved the cover of the tent forward. The cover was still where I had originally staked it into the ground next to the woods. I moved it to cover the tent back up.

I was confused about what just happened. I didn't sleep the rest of the night. When daylight came I packed up everything and came back home to Lacey. I wasn't going to stay another night.

I didn't feel at ease until about 1/2 way home. When I got home I told my son what happened then went and took a shower. When I got done I was looking in the mirror and putting deodorant on and noticed the fingerprints my left arm and showed my son and he took pictures of it.

ALSO NOTICED: I left on Friday. By Sunday I was told that my uncle (paraplegic, in a wheelchair) who was staying in the cabin on the property, was found staring and he didn't know where he was. 911 was called and they took him to the hospital. A couple days later he died.

jeez dude. i gotta re read that. thats messed up