Automatic joint roller!!!

[fr33th3w33d]

fucking machines. no wonder americas filled with fatasses. people can't take the extra minute or two and do something themselves. i just like to roll joints, its an art.. and theres something satisfying to me about smoking a creation of mine.

 

[Guest]

fucking machines. no wonder americas filled with fatasses. people can't take the extra minute or two and do something themselves. i just like to roll joints, its an art.. and theres something satisfying to me about smoking a creation of mine.

Dam dude, For a pothead you need to chill out.
I can roll a joint by hand backwards. But, I roll so many dam j's a day my hands get tired.

 

[sow the seeds]

These things seem pretty cool. I've never used one but it definatley seems more stealthy smoking a j that at least looks like a cig.

I do prefer rolling joints, and can roll them well, but it takes a while usually. I;m gonna try to find one of these for skinning up at the skatepark or somewhere that I might not have the time to roll one up.

 

[jojajico]

yea dud the fact that some people roll using a machine doesnt support americans being laszy and fat (thought they are) you act as if rolling is a workout or something. some people dont have the coordination in their hands to do it. you should be happy that you do. dont take your ability for granted because some people, like my friend, will never be able to roll a good joint (you should see his hand writting). i think they are cool and actually jumped on ebay after reading this to see if i can find one kind of like an antique or something. what if your rolling for a party. your would want one yes? id like to see you roll 500 joints by hand when youve got a machine roller sitting on the table lol.

 

[NOKUY]

jojajico...did you ever score any weed to roll a joint with?...just curious???

 

[fr33th3w33d]

yea dud the fact that some people roll using a machine doesnt support americans being laszy and fat (thought they are) you act as if rolling is a workout or something. some people dont have the coordination in their hands to do it. you should be happy that you do. dont take your ability for granted because some people, like my friend, will never be able to roll a good joint (you should see his hand writting). i think they are cool and actually jumped on ebay after reading this to see if i can find one kind of like an antique or something. what if your rolling for a party. your would want one yes? id like to see you roll 500 joints by hand when youve got a machine roller sitting on the table lol.

just a little exagerration mixed with sarcasm.. sorry if you took it personally for some reason.

i don't have enough weed for five hundred joints. so until i do i don't have to worry about it. when was the last time you remember having to roll 500 joints?

 

[gaiusmarius]

i love a well rolled splif, i get my papers on a roll, so i pull off the length i need. i get the narrowest and thinnest ones made by rips. it's a blue box, the paper is nearly see through. anyway, these papers allow me to make huge joints if there is a need. although i generally prefer several good sized ones to one huge one.

what i wanted to say, though, half the battle in rolling a good joint is preparing the weed, a grinder or some scissors are essential, if your mixture is not evenly and finely ground up, rolling becomes more difficult. try it, cut the mixture up very finely and you will find it rolls into a nice shape very quickly. the more long bits and big pieces the more difficult it is to roll. don't make it powdery or it will not pull well. get it just right and the joint will be a pleasure to smoke, even burning. if you allow the mixture to be all uneven with big chunks etc, the joint will not burn nice and evenly. even with the joint rollers, best results are achieved with an evenly crumbled mixture.

 

[Guest]

just a little exagerration mixed with sarcasm.. sorry if you took it personally for some reason.

i don't have enough weed for five hundred joints. so until i do i don't have to worry about it. when was the last time you remember having to roll 500 joints?

Hmmm, I came pretty dam close to it when I had a party this past holloween. :friends:

And gaiusmarius , yes I do use a grinder. You should se it in this pic on the left side of the scales.



I think I have enuff to roll 500 joints and then some.

 

[treble]

yeah a friend had one of those back in high school, battery operated. Just press the button and a ready made joint rolled right out. I had some of the more basic rollers in my time, just a little square plastic one... they work ok though can roll too tight sometimes.

never been a very good joint roller.... usually the best I can do is a J 4 1 type of deal but as they say practice makes poifect and as I don't smoke with others a whole lot it don't matter

scored some large papers at the weekend so am gonna do some learnin

oh and I seem to have someone elses gallary ATM??

treb

 

[therightcoast]

rolling a j isnt really hard at all, it just takes practice and theyll always turn out better by hand then with a machine. the only reason i could see someone using this is a physical disability

 

[jojajico]

jojajico...did you ever score any weed to roll a joint with?...just curious???

lol i ended up chopping down my reveging plant from a previous grow and taking the little bit of weak malnurished bud from that. it lasted me like a couple days made a couple joints but it was really weak and mostly made me sleepy. kinda sucked but better than nothing. ive been dry for the last two weeks but i guy i know is hookin it up next weekend he has a dealer buddy from ATL who is gunna hook it up with an ounce for 130 !! he says its good shit too so we will see. he was going to go this weekend but his car broke down (what reached luck). an ounce should last me awhile i try to only smoke on the weekends so heres hoping. thanks for asking.

 

[jojajico]

just a little exagerration mixed with sarcasm.. sorry if you took it personally for some reason.

i don't have enough weed for five hundred joints. so until i do i don't have to worry about it. when was the last time you remember having to roll 500 joints?

lol its all good man i agree americans are fat and lazy but i dont thinks its cause they cant roll their own joints lol.

ive known people to throw parties and have to roll an ass load of joints b4 hand, its not fun to do it by hand trust me.

 

[fr33th3w33d]

ive known people to throw parties and have to roll an ass load of joints b4 hand, its not fun to do it by hand trust me.

might aswell set up a hibachi in the middle of the room and just throw some weed on. that way everyone gets high at half the work

 

[Guest]

might aswell set up a hibachi in the middle of the room and just throw some weed on. that way everyone gets high at half the work

 

[jojajico]

might aswell set up a hibachi in the middle of the room and just throw some weed on. that way everyone gets high at half the work

lol or just throw a couple lbs of weed in the fire place plug up the chimmney and hot box your house.

 

[Guest]

lol or just throw a couple lbs of weed in the fire place plug up the chimmney and hot box your house.

I did that at my holloween party without a fire place.LOL

 

[smokeymacpot]

rolling machines are for n00bs. i can roll a perfect joint pretty much every time, probs cos ive made so many in the last 10years

 

[pieceofmyheart]

Did you get that at the "Automatic Store" TBFU? I love that store, here is my most recent purchase.

hey you could use this while a joint is being rolled for you......lol

 

[Guest]

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