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Armed police raid home after mistaking Lara Croft dummy for gunman

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Armed police raid home after mistaking Lara Croft dummy for gunman

When police spotted a gun-wielding suspect lurking in the shadows of a suburban front room, their response was swift.
Armed officers burst into the house, shouted at the owner to lie on the floor, and ordered him to surrender his weapon.
But efficiency turned to embarrassment when the "gunman" turned out to be a life-sized model of the video game character Lara Croft, complete with trademark outsized pistols.
Computer shop owner David Williams, 42, had taken the dummy home to put it up for sale on the auction site eBay.
As the source of the confusion dawned on all concerned, it might have been the moment for an apology from the police.
Instead, however, Mr Williams was taken to the cells and held for more than 13 hours before being released.
He is now on bail for a suspected firearms offence, and Lara Croft remains impounded as evidence.

"It would have been laughable if it hadn't been so terrifying," he said yesterday. "One of the police held a gun and yelled, 'Where's the weapon, where's the weapon?'
"I didn't have a clue what was going on, I assumed they'd got the wrong house. I couldn't believe it when I realised they'd mistaken a Lara Croft dummy for someone with a gun."



David Williams was arrested for having Lara Croft model in window

Father-of-two Mr Williams had phoned police after receiving nuisance phone calls, and officers arrived at his house in Dukinfield, near Ashton-under-Lyne, Greater Manchester, shortly before midnight.
He says he did not hear them arrive, but unknown to him one officer had seen the dummy's silhouette through the front window and called for armed back-up.
Soon afterwards, the street was cordoned off and a team of armed officers burst in through Mr Williams's back door.
A spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said officers peered inside after Mr Williams failed to answer his front door.
"They believed they saw a silhouette of a person pointing what appeared to be a firearm inside the house," she said.
They followed "correct procedure" by withdrawing to await armed officers, she added.
"Officers then went into the house and found a mannequin holding a toy weapon."
Mr Williams, who says he is speaking to lawyers about a possible claim for wrongful arrest, will hear whether he faces further action when he answers bail next month.

Story source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=455037&in_page_id=1770

*Post borrowed from Kar98 on another forum* was just too funny, had to share here.
 

Nikijad4210

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There aren't enough words in any known language on the planet to properly describe exactly how retarded that is.
 

HappyHemphog

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Is it just me or does that mannequin really show the absurdity of her boobs? I mean really, looks like two grapefruit up in there.
 

robobond

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reminds me of the story of someone who thought this guy put a dead body in his trunk. Turned out to be his sex doll. Talk about humiliation as it was all over the news lol.
 

Verite

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Im sure they would have thought twice had it been a cardboard Spock.

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HappyHemphog said:
Is it just me or does that mannequin really show the absurdity of her boobs? I mean really, looks like two grapefruit up in there.

My wife's breasts easily surpass the size of even the largest grapefruit.
 
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reaperz

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lol wow, sort of the same thing thst happened in the uk where two teen girls were arrested for having obviously toy guns(white and pink) arrested and giving a caution...not to carry white and pink toy guns i guess lol, also loads of police came, heavily armed lol, put the toy gun down NOWWW hehe prats
 

NiteTiger

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reaperz said:
lol wow, sort of the same thing thst happened in the uk where two teen girls were arrested for having obviously toy guns(white and pink) arrested and giving a caution...not to carry white and pink toy guns i guess lol, also loads of police came, heavily armed lol, put the toy gun down NOWWW hehe prats

Yeah, your right, guns that are pink and white certainly couldn't be real, what idiots.

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None of those are real either, obviously.

Ooops...
 

Storm Crow

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LOL

LOL

Seems Laura Croft wasn't the only dummy there that night! But seriously, couldn't the cops see that the figure wasn't moving? After 5 or more minutes of observing, they should have noticed! The dude was lucky- they didn't go in with guns blazing!
 

Liam

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I hate cops so bloody much, there are no good cops, and they aren't there when you need them, so don't tell me I should appreciate them.

The only reason gangs exist is because of prohibition, which is mainly politically supported by police, the jails, and the pharmacy companies.

I wouldn't have my shit stolen so often if crack wasn't so damn expensive.
 

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