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anyone know how to pass a "random" piss test?

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What used to work for me was the "flush and dilute" method. First thing in the morning take a piss and get rid of that concentrated stuff. Then drink lots of water and piss as many times as you can before going to work. When they ask you to piss in the bottle tell them you can't right now and they'll sit you down and make you drink water until you can. When you finally give them the sample it's diluted to the point of non-detection. I made it through 8 tests in a two year period using this method.
 
Verite

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My little pony.. my little pony
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This will probably only work once but when they give you the test go in the room and proceed to piss your pants. When you come out tell them you had a wardrobe malfunction.

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I really don't think I have that much to worry about it for at least a year or if I get picked for a offshore or over seas gig and I will be tested before I get on the helicopter and I'll have a bottle of "urine luck quick-fix" with me! I have a bottle in my tool box right now! And I found out that there is never a random test except for the offshore or over seas trips, which only come around maybe 6 times a year.
I have proven my worth and the supervisor is glad he was able to get me hired! We just had our Christmas party and I was talking to the admin. Lady who decided to "lose" my test results and hire me and she was telling me how the supervisor was bragging about my performance and was glad to hear how much I like it there and she said she was glad she was able to bring me aboard!
So the pressure is off I feel! I still recommend the "urine luck" products just to be safe! Thanks '70's PotHead!
I hope this thread helps others out there who have to deal with this sort of thing!
Thanks to all for your input and advice, it's really helped me!
OutLaw
 
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Urine Luck has always worked for me, Tommy Chong endorses it. Good luck. :joint:
 
Wrecked

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about 4-5 yrs ago when i was getting tested from the state. I went to GNC Health store in the mall and would buy the pills behind the counter made for cleaning your system and MJ. I forget the name of them as it was a few yrs but it sure worked for me. It was like 30 bucks for one set to eat 4 hrs before with water... PeAcE
 
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the simple answer is to fail the drug test and tell them to get fucked...

I had to take a test to get a job as a lift operator at a ski resort some years back. AFter that I was never tested again, I think they just have to test you once for insurance reasons...
 
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I always have passed my pissers with the help of a friend who dosnt smoke.
Trick is to tape it to your privates in a sterile container.

here is a site i once considerd, but why pay when u can get piss for free.lool
sorry m8 GL and Congrats.
http://www.ureasample.com/
 
Verite

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So how do you explain a growth that looks exactly like a swath of duct tape?

And you get tested with every different insurance company that wants to.
 
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I use a product available at GNC. It is called CHT. It is a fruit punch drink. I have used it 3 times now to pass. All you need is about an hour to drink before the test. It works really well. I am about a 1/4-3/8 oz per week smoker. I smoked the night before my last test as well. Hope this helps.

Peace,
nltdbsss
 
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so it seems like the 2 best methods are:

a) fake/someone else's piss strapped to your body in a container
b) don't smoke for 20 days to a month (oh my god, that is fucking torture)

strapping someone elses/fake piss to your body seems to be the way to go

just a question: can anyone relate their employment experiences in terms of "being watched" by the person who is taking your piss? How much do they spy on you? Surely it's easy enough to strap piss to you - right?
 
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mothra said:
I always have passed my pissers with the help of a friend who dosnt smoke.
Trick is to tape it to your privates in a sterile container.

here is a site i once considerd, but why pay when u can get piss for free.lool
sorry m8 GL and Congrats.
http://www.ureasample.com/
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holy shit that stuff costs 70 bucks. thats a lot of freakin money for fake piss
 
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70s_PotHead said:
Fake piss, its the only way unless you quit smoking. My wife works at a casino and is constantly getting random piss test. She keep a small bottle of fake piss from "urine luck" in her bra at all times and has past 4 test in the last year. They do a instant pass/fail test right there on site so it works perfect.

70s :wave:
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the urea site says "urine luck" is detectable...hmm......
 
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quick fix 4.0 synthetic urine
hit up ebay for it
i have randoms at work too..

its like 20$ shipped and always works, i swear by it
it may become illegal soon, i have stocked up
heat it in the microwave for 10 seconds, then strap on the heatpad and crotch it, it keeps the temp for 8 hrs so just get use to keeping a bottle of piss in your pants (or locked toolbox) in my situation :chin:
and now my friends order it for pre-emply. tests, they all pass too :joint:

edit: i miss locutus's OG drug testing thread.. it was soooo informative
 
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ive done many drug tests. passed some and failed some . Ive used teas, those detox drinks . Golden seal , stealth catalist. etc.The only ones thta have worked are the additives you ad to the urine. now thats the past about 10 years ago. I failed with the teas and detox drinks. Dont buy golden seal u will fail. Get synthetic urine in the first posts, for around 30 bucks sound good.pee , pee at body temp and you will pass.
 
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