Anyone else remember UFOs that occasionally appeared in "back in the day" weed?

[tropicannayeah]

I usually found too many stems and seeds...and the occasional dry, squashed, insect carcass. I wonder how long it will before someone posts about the human finger, rattlesnake skin, diamond ring, golden crucifix, loaded gun or a glass eye they found in a brick of Mexi back in the day

but back then I did buy a kilo of black hash that stained my fingers black like shoe polish when I handled it...sheesh, that disgusting poison was returned and replaced.

That's how I used to deal in those days. I'd never test or weigh the stuff when I picked it up, he told me the weight and the price and I'd go home to weight and test it in a relaxed state of mind, then we'd meet up a few days later to pay the money. It's sketchy enough just picking up a deal, but having to test the hash or grass then count out money while just wanting to GTFOH....it's so much easier just to pick it up with the knowledge that you are welcome to return it with no questions asked or pay for it days later..

 

[prune]

The problem wasn't alway's what you could find in your bag, but what you could taste in your weed. The better your taste buds the worse you could find… lol

 

[MHBGuy]

Found a small dried fish in a bag once. Did not smoke it.

Another time a small rock inside a bud, weird.

 

[armedoldhippy]

have found rocks, tinsel from Christmas trees, feathers and big-ass spiders mashed flat & dried in brick weed. you just never know...

 

[NarcoturistaRJ]

Wow!! The saddest thing about this thread is that most of the weed smoked in most of southern south america countries is shitty weed grown in Paraguay, then prensated still wet in big bricks, then smuggled to the other countries.

Because the top buyers of the Paraguaian brickweed are the very same countries (Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay) which fucked them over in the 1800s "Paraguay War", besides lots of mold (due to unpoper drying before prensated), sometimes it still comes with some "surprises"...

I would be lying to you if i said that all of the Paraguay brick weed is crappy, but it's around 95%. When I begun growing in 2002, I used lots of these brick seeds and got some great plants, but they are very unstable, most of them were skynny and tall Sativas with very litlle flowers.

 

[unclefishstick]

yup,rocks,twigs,the head of alfredo garcia,centavos and peso coins galore,once some rabbit turds from a bunny who had been eating buds(best part of the bag!) and once,right in the middle of a kilo brick,a 50 gm slab of afghani gold seal hash...i took it back to my guy,he was pretty happy to see it,gave me a nice chunk off it and after that i could get weed fronted...

 

[DoubleTripleOG]

Totally unrelated....well kinda, but I once got a can of bud light in a 30 pack of busch beer.

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

Totally unrelated....well kinda, but I once got a can of bud light in a 30 pack of busch beer.

Not that unrelated. We are talking about buds and schwag here aren't we?

 

[The Revolution]

I found an extemely long chunk of mexican hair in my brick weed. This was 2000s era. Ive found twine and shit, but this was like a fistful of mexican hair. Like the dude was scalped. Was pretty sick actually, made me not want to smoke that shit even more.

 

[The Revolution]

A 12 inch dildo carved from a cannabis stalk
- hidden in a 1970 brick of Mexican.

GTFO!

 

[feeblebunny]

I think the best I've ever smoked was from a plant I grew from mexican seed way back when. It didn't even look to have trichomes on it and had little odor. It was like taking acid - it was that psychedelic. The people who tried that one still remind me about it. Tried to re-veg the plant but it was a no go.

Sounds like a rip off, but I would have planted those seeds. I've had some mexibrick weed that had a good high. From what I remember. I might just have good memories of it because that's all I could get when I first started getting high.

 

[feeblebunny]

I found a New Jersey license plate

 

[genedigger]

ten years ago i was at my drunk pot selling neighbors house and he sold this wicked brown shit for 75 a zip.so he threw some on the table an told me to break some up for a joint.when i dfid i found a fukin cockroach all dried up in the weed.i didnt say anything so i just put it in the ash tray an kept breakin it up.i dont remember it tasting very good.