smokincheeze
Member
get the whizzinator if you have time...
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Another Drug test, Not Good
- Thread starter slohemian
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My friends who took UAs on Community Control (conditional release from prison) were also watch VERY closely, same as you mention, mirrors and their officers watch closely to be sure no substitution took place, and it needed the piss to look like it was them pissing it . . .
Had you already considered a Whizzinator or similar product (which includes a prosthetic penis)?
Take a look at that link I sent you, they did this for over 18 months which a PO none for revocating people for subbing . . . .
Anyways, just wanted to be sure you knew a product existed that includes a fake cock (lol).
Either way good luck man. Everything passes in time, the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. Sometimes we just have to endure to get to the other side.
Hey Buddy,
Fair prediciment your in there!
Have you considered contamination of the sample, a few friends of mine spent some time in the nick and mentioned they used soap to contaminate the sample, which is supposed to make the sample unreadable!. You may get away with it once, i think it may be worth looking into. G'Luck, hope i caught you in time! Oh and drink loads of water to clean yourself out, but that on its own aint good enough these days, & they can easily see you have given a diluted sample! (SOAP)
Peace....Scroger!
Fair prediciment your in there!
Have you considered contamination of the sample, a few friends of mine spent some time in the nick and mentioned they used soap to contaminate the sample, which is supposed to make the sample unreadable!. You may get away with it once, i think it may be worth looking into. G'Luck, hope i caught you in time! Oh and drink loads of water to clean yourself out, but that on its own aint good enough these days, & they can easily see you have given a diluted sample! (SOAP)
Peace....Scroger!
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danimal7
slohemian
Member
Thanks for all the well wishes, ive got until 8pm tonight to take it, its currently 1:30. I'm giving myself the most amount of time possible, i will begin my dilution around 3pm and then by 7ish ill head in. To be honest it looks like i may just have to face the music and own up to it. I have a huge pit in my stomach right now but as stated, it will pass. Thanks guys, ill keep u posted.
slohemian
Member
So the cock watcher that administered my test was a 6'5 overweight male. I could tell by the way he carried himself and the way he wore his clothes that he wasnt the best kept fella, nor was he the most educated. Typical deputy dan character.
Anywho.. i failed. Before taking the test he even had me lift up my shirt to inspect me (reason #1 substitution would not have worked). Upon telling me about the 'preliminary positive' he asked if i wanted to admit to smoking marijuana, or deny. I denied smoking marijuana. He then says my sample is going to be sent to a lab and will return in 3-5 days to my case manager who will handle it from there. The guy tells me that the machine used to analyze my sample is a 20 million dollar machine that could "tell me what brand of toothpaste i used this morning" its so accurate. I plan on meeting w/ my case manager before the test arrives and telling her i mistakenly ate brownies over the weekend that were laced w/ marijuana.
Now let me tell you all something, and read carefully because this could save you... The very second i finished pissing the guy says "dont flush dont flush yet" so i casually ask why. He said he has to check and see if the urinal changed colors. I continued to probe for more information knowing this dufus would spill it if i asked correctly, which he did. He tells me people use a chemical that will produce a false negative BUT the only way this can be used would also leave evidence in the urinal due to the chemicals they have in the urinal to begin with. I keep chit chatting... he rattled off a few ways people attempt to get away with their drug tests. I asked him why people would do that since its a felony. GET THIS, he even says... "hey u know them whizzinator things, yeah thats a felony too". So you heard it here... they are aware of the whizzinator. This is SENTINEL OFFENDER MONITOR PROGRAM, headquarters in california according to this chubbo, although i read they're from the Atlanta area i may have been misinformed.
So, if you are placed on the sentinel program.. be aware.
EDIT: and as far as what will happen with me, i believe i will find that out after i meet with my case manager. if i can pull one positive out of this event it would have to be the fact that i just flat out cant smoke anymore, i cant smoke anymore. (till probations up) Which eases the voice in my head tellin me to smoke, smoke smoke, because i can now shut it up w/ a good reason.
Anywho.. i failed. Before taking the test he even had me lift up my shirt to inspect me (reason #1 substitution would not have worked). Upon telling me about the 'preliminary positive' he asked if i wanted to admit to smoking marijuana, or deny. I denied smoking marijuana. He then says my sample is going to be sent to a lab and will return in 3-5 days to my case manager who will handle it from there. The guy tells me that the machine used to analyze my sample is a 20 million dollar machine that could "tell me what brand of toothpaste i used this morning" its so accurate. I plan on meeting w/ my case manager before the test arrives and telling her i mistakenly ate brownies over the weekend that were laced w/ marijuana.
Now let me tell you all something, and read carefully because this could save you... The very second i finished pissing the guy says "dont flush dont flush yet" so i casually ask why. He said he has to check and see if the urinal changed colors. I continued to probe for more information knowing this dufus would spill it if i asked correctly, which he did. He tells me people use a chemical that will produce a false negative BUT the only way this can be used would also leave evidence in the urinal due to the chemicals they have in the urinal to begin with. I keep chit chatting... he rattled off a few ways people attempt to get away with their drug tests. I asked him why people would do that since its a felony. GET THIS, he even says... "hey u know them whizzinator things, yeah thats a felony too". So you heard it here... they are aware of the whizzinator. This is SENTINEL OFFENDER MONITOR PROGRAM, headquarters in california according to this chubbo, although i read they're from the Atlanta area i may have been misinformed.
So, if you are placed on the sentinel program.. be aware.
EDIT: and as far as what will happen with me, i believe i will find that out after i meet with my case manager. if i can pull one positive out of this event it would have to be the fact that i just flat out cant smoke anymore, i cant smoke anymore. (till probations up) Which eases the voice in my head tellin me to smoke, smoke smoke, because i can now shut it up w/ a good reason.
daves4usc
Member
Good thoughts man... that shit is real right there... maybe im high tho
Just drink ALOT of water. Pee as many times as you can before the test and make sure you are constantly drinking nothing but water throughout the day. Dont eat anything... just water.
Why would someone in CA not just get a rec?
