Another Drug test, Not Good

[slohemian]

As you may know, my thread 'man versus drug test' came out well, and i passed my test. Well, it looks grim this time. I am to take a test by tomorrow at 8pm for court services. Last time i passed after smoking nonstop multiple times a day. I pissed clean in 10 days. I now have 36 hours and have smoked for the past 4 days, multiple times a day.

I have passed a drug test 3 days after smoking heavily for one day also, but this is different.

I last smoked yesterday before dinner, sometime around 6pm. Its currently 9am the following day, meaning ive gone 15 hours without smoking, and have no more than 34-35 hours to take my test.

I am not too confident about this one. I had two questions regarding my test. First, i have had this answered before but the answers varied...

-When is the best time to eat fatty foods? The fatty foods give the body clean fat cells which when metabolized do not contain THC. Then again, i was told to eat a very lean meal the day of my test, and i ended up passing it. Anyone have any thoughts?

-Secondly, is there any way i can call in and play the 'im too sick to come' card? It is said that missing a drug test is a non-compliance issue and the court is notified. Anyone have thoughts on this issue?

I am going to try the dilution method once again.

 

[Pseudo]

if you skip it you are done, they see that all the time, i dont know what you did last time but i passed it for years by just taking golden seal root and lots of water, and a vitamin to turn it back yellow, (cant remember which one, maybe E?) well good luck anyway, and even if your not feeling confident, walk in like you own the place

 

[steppinRazor]

fruit pectin. good luck

 

[tokinafaty420]

if you skip it you are done, they see that all the time, i dont know what you did last time but i passed it for years by just taking golden seal root and lots of water, and a vitamin to turn it back yellow, (cant remember which one, maybe E?) well good luck anyway, and even if your not feeling confident, walk in like you own the place

Vitamin B is what will turn your urine yellow.

 

[danny karey]

Goodluck man, hope it works out for ya!!

Go in there confident man, like pseudo said.

I don't have any advice on how to beat a drug test though.....Ive never had to take one (knock on wood) But Im interested to hear how peeps beat them so I know how in case I do have to do one.

I wish you all the best man, let us know how it goes.

Danny

 

[weedhead]

if you skip it you are done, they see that all the time, i dont know what you did last time but i passed it for years by just taking golden seal root and lots of water, and a vitamin to turn it back yellow, (cant remember which one, maybe E?) well good luck anyway, and even if your not feeling confident, walk in like you own the place

vitamin b turns piss yellow

tokin beat me to it.

 

[slohemian]

I did use the dilution method to pass my previous test but i also had 10 days to detoxify. I have less than 30 hours right now.

My current plan of action is to exercise my brains out and burn as much out as possible today. Tomorrow, the day of test i will not exercise but will maintain a strict diet followed by the dilution method.

Odds are against me but miracles do happen.

 

[slohemian]

Also im preparing myself to fail, what do i say? I will have to face a judge eventually regarding the matter, should i make up a story like "friends had weed brownies at a party a while back, didnt know it contained the thc when i ate them" for example.

 

[Pseudo]

vitamin B, my bad, slohemian, positive attitude man!! i used to smoke a doob on my way to probation and pass, if you are pissing clear its water, drink water, piss clear, take a vitamin, dont give the judge any bullshit excuses, they hear IT ALL, if you fail, man up, take responsibility, if you HAVE to give an excuse tell him you get debilitating migraines, or back spasms, etc... and the only thing that helps is medical MJ, but first THINK POSITIVE, you probably are gonna pass anyway, good luck

 

[Hydro-Soil]

As you may know, my thread 'man versus drug test' came out well, and i passed my test. Well, it looks grim this time. I am to take a test by tomorrow at 8pm for court services. Last time i passed after smoking nonstop multiple times a day. I pissed clean in 10 days. I now have 36 hours and have smoked for the past 4 days, multiple times a day.

I don't know if this applies to your situation but....... You realize they don't always tell you the truth on your results... right?

I've heard waaaaaay too many stories of people taking tests and passing.... then, when it comes time to see the judge, the tests are pulled up and they say "Well..... he passed the first 1 and has tested dirty ever since. We gave him a chance, but he kept turning up dirty."

Just FYI.

Good luck and.....

Stay Safe!

 

[slohemian]

I was unaware of that being a possibility hydro-soil. I am hoping that if i do test positive i get some sort of leniency for never having pissed dirty.

The positive support from everyone in the ICmag community is very helpful, thanks guys. I'll atleast do my part in letting you know how it turns out. For now, im going to continue working out and giving it my best shot of passing.

 

[Pythagllio]

Fuck dilution, you need synthetic urine and a hot pad.

 

[Sam the Caveman]

Yeah, what Pythagllio said, I've used synthetic urine before with no problems.

I just tucked the flask behind my belt buckle against my skin and put the heating pad between my underwear strap and the flask.

10-12 minutes in that position and its warm.

Synthetic is the surest way to pass it.

 

[Mitch Connor]

I've heard of successful stories with the synthetic method. Not that this applies to your current situation, but keeping a bottle of your own (clean) urine around your place in storage somewhere wouldn't be a bad idea either . Only thing you'd have to do is find a delivery device, but Sam has that covered.

 

[GlassHoler]

Number 1

If you're allowed to go behind closed doors, Number 1 is the brand name of the absolute best synthetic urine kits. I have personally used it twice for job apps, hired both times. Its simple, impossible to notice outside of clothing (unless your getting a pat down) and both times i've been able to easily meet the two min time limit they give you in the bathrooms to fill the cups. Its pricey at $50, but its almost a guarantee.


Number 1. If u can use synthetic, its that easy

 

[guest2012y]

I have used the synthetic urine twice and it worked both times. But that's if the guy standing there isn't peter gazing super hard. If he is a cock watcher,he might spot it. I used to go buy those home THC test kits at drug stores for around $15.00,that gave me an idea of what I'm pissing.

 

[slohemian]

Sorry to say, but i am up against dickwatchers. Im talking the experienced dickwatchers, that position multiple mirrors that hone in on your package. There is absolutely no way that i would be able to substitute.

 

[facelift]

Good Luck. However drug testing isn't a bad thing... Sorry.

 

[slohemian]

Good Luck. However drug testing isn't a bad thing... Sorry.

Sure you can pull a positive out of anything in the world. For instance, drug testing is a good thing for those on hardcore drugs who can not control themselves, and need others to help them.

But drug testing for THC? And on top of that, penalizing those who test positive? That is not a good thing. Not a good thing at all. Drug tests have taken away jobs, loans, educations, athletics, etc. Sure i bet its helped a few chaps out... but taking the 1 percentile of positive does not justify the procedure as, a good thing.

 

[etinarcadiaego]

Sure you can pull a positive out of anything in the world. For instance, drug testing is a good thing for those on hardcore drugs who can not control themselves, and need others to help them.

But drug testing for THC? And on top of that, penalizing those who test positive? That is not a good thing. Not a good thing at all. Drug tests have taken away jobs, loans, educations, athletics, etc. Sure i bet its helped a few chaps out... but taking the 1 percentile of positive does not justify the procedure as, a good thing.

Hey man . . . sorry to hear about your situation.

There was a time not so long ago that I too needed to piss clean and didn't feel confident (enough) that I would. It came to pass that I never actually got drug tested, but prior to me getting notice that the testing had been canceled I was about ready to pull the trigger purchasing an item like:

THIS ONE

It's a product that includes synthetic urine, a hot pad, and a fake penis. It sounds funny, hell it is funny . . . but jail sucks, we can all agree on that.

If you have the $$ I highly recommend the product, I have a few friends who were on "Community Control" who used the device successfully for 18+ months being testing each month.

FYI the developers of the product were raided and arrested by a DOJ "Task Force" that targeted companies that produced products aiding individuals in passing UA tests.

The product I linked you to is called the: WHIZZINATOR, and again the company that makes it, PUCK, was raided and the owners are in prison I believe.

Do some searching if you have the time and you may be able to find something cheaper

Good luck man!