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"The History of the present King of Great-Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid World."
-Declaration of Independence-
11th fact
"He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies, without the consent of our legislatures"
10th fact
"He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance."
15th fact
"FOR PROTECTING THEM, BY A MOCK TRIAL, FROM PUNISHMENT FOR ANY MURDERS WHICH THEY SHOULD COMMIT ON THE INHABITANTS OF THESE STATES."
but its ok because they are not military men they are cops. So a name change fixes everything.
-Declaration of Independence-
11th fact
"He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies, without the consent of our legislatures"
10th fact
"He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance."
15th fact
"FOR PROTECTING THEM, BY A MOCK TRIAL, FROM PUNISHMENT FOR ANY MURDERS WHICH THEY SHOULD COMMIT ON THE INHABITANTS OF THESE STATES."
but its ok because they are not military men they are cops. So a name change fixes everything.