Tonight.
Tonight.
Yea Jack.... Rep for the haiku. Big time.
Let's see if I still have it.
I have no clue where we are going, but it's gonna be a fast one.
I'm in a multitask mode. Most normal people take things one step at a time. But this ain't exactly a normal job. Far from it, in this trip everything can come at you all at once. And when it happens, you better be ready to haul ass.
I'm not gonna waste this,
This opportunity's mine.
I'm sick of complaining,
About a beautiful life.
How did we get here?
Did we forget all the things inside?
And how do we stay here?
Do we embrace all the things denied?
Pavlov proved what we already know. Animals, of which we are one type, will react to a certain stimilus. Ring a bell, reward, eventually when that bell rings.... Well? Where's my damn dinner?
It's called pushing buttons. And we all do it, it is a human condition. Reward and punishment. Some people though are so intrested in other peoples' buttons, they don't bother to do a little self examination. Should they bother to look inward, they would soon realize that their very own buttons can be self manipulated, and once this can be done.... motivation becomes much easier.
How did we get here?
How do we pretend everything's alright?
And how do we stay here?
Do we erase all the fear inside?
I'll tell you right now what floats my boat. Finishing a shitty job. And if you are in for a dime, you might as well put in for the full monty. I don't want one job, I want ten! And I want some stupid impossible to hit deadline, better yet! Fuck it! Throw it all at me, and I will do little bits, after little bits, and absolutly hate it, until we get a tiny bit past the halfway mark.
At the halfway point, the button gets pushed. Not one, not two, but a LOT of shit all gets done, all at the same time. You see the end to all your problems (I know that's a lie.... don't kill the buzz) right about the same time, just before that stupid deadline, but it served it's purpose.
That's where I am right now. Scogis are trimmed, almost dried, and spoken for. A little under two lbs, and a couple of ozs of really good oil? All done.
So take me,
But go slow,
Let me hide somwhere I know.
And let this,
Seed grow,
Until we finally call this home.
Remember when I said stuff falls off the truck outside my house? Well a couple of months ago one did. No, the truck fell out of the truck. Only problem was.... well, I got what I paid for. Word to the wise. Never buy a truck from a Samoan. The big problem was it needed a new clutch. Add that to the list. That got done today too.
And yes, of course it's a Toyota.
It'll be Legal by Thursday. Truck worth ten grand cost me three. Score one for the cheapfuck. Hopefully it will move....
Next up? A flock of Skunkdog plants... finally. A couple like this poor example, grown in exhausted soil on the Winter side of the gulch....
After the Skunkdogs, which I am looking forward to trimming, comes a flock of Gogis. Not looking forward to trimming them.
Like sugar and cyanide,
These worlds are going to collide.
I want to yell it from the roof tops down.
Until it's over,
And we're older.
Now, I see our esteemed, exhaulted, eminent, exciting, Peanut Galley has paused here to share some words of wisdom.....
What say Ye?
Wait one. I thought by now we'd hear from Grey, explaining how his trimmers busted yet ANOTHER of his really expensive bongs. Remember that one that looked looked an AK? That didn't last long either.
Chunky.... If I has some Jack seeds I'd plant them. But I don't. And if the sap is flowing, Spring won't be far behind.
Kalo.... that's the problem. All the choppers except the DEA's Puma are leased from private companies. Just because a bird is low it could be doing 50 different things, not envolving our trips. It's kinda like pornography.... you know it when you see it.
Dawn.... That be some rot! I had some too. Until you live in a humid place, trying to grow there, it can be a challange. But when it comes together, ain't it nice? Like your indestructable bong too.
DB.... Sunday night it dropped to 45 here. Shit you not. Three dogs, three blankets, still froze. The fuckin cold is turning the Gogi Purple! I hate Purple! We had a bit more rain, the damn front sat on us for a day.
AS.... Maui has the only Krispy Kreme in the State. What can I say? Unless you come here, your right. They ain't bad. You should have seen the place when it first opened.
And Casper.... I know you have staff to handle those messy little jobs like trimming your own.... now so does everyone else. Sorry, I haven't chucked you under the bus lately, so I just did.
Tonight.
Twisting glistening
Through steel blades the branches slip
Snip turns into stick
Yea Jack.... Rep for the haiku. Big time.
Let's see if I still have it.
I have no clue where we are going, but it's gonna be a fast one.
I'm in a multitask mode. Most normal people take things one step at a time. But this ain't exactly a normal job. Far from it, in this trip everything can come at you all at once. And when it happens, you better be ready to haul ass.
I'm not gonna waste this,
This opportunity's mine.
I'm sick of complaining,
About a beautiful life.
How did we get here?
Did we forget all the things inside?
And how do we stay here?
Do we embrace all the things denied?
Pavlov proved what we already know. Animals, of which we are one type, will react to a certain stimilus. Ring a bell, reward, eventually when that bell rings.... Well? Where's my damn dinner?
It's called pushing buttons. And we all do it, it is a human condition. Reward and punishment. Some people though are so intrested in other peoples' buttons, they don't bother to do a little self examination. Should they bother to look inward, they would soon realize that their very own buttons can be self manipulated, and once this can be done.... motivation becomes much easier.
How did we get here?
How do we pretend everything's alright?
And how do we stay here?
Do we erase all the fear inside?
I'll tell you right now what floats my boat. Finishing a shitty job. And if you are in for a dime, you might as well put in for the full monty. I don't want one job, I want ten! And I want some stupid impossible to hit deadline, better yet! Fuck it! Throw it all at me, and I will do little bits, after little bits, and absolutly hate it, until we get a tiny bit past the halfway mark.
At the halfway point, the button gets pushed. Not one, not two, but a LOT of shit all gets done, all at the same time. You see the end to all your problems (I know that's a lie.... don't kill the buzz) right about the same time, just before that stupid deadline, but it served it's purpose.
That's where I am right now. Scogis are trimmed, almost dried, and spoken for. A little under two lbs, and a couple of ozs of really good oil? All done.
So take me,
But go slow,
Let me hide somwhere I know.
And let this,
Seed grow,
Until we finally call this home.
Remember when I said stuff falls off the truck outside my house? Well a couple of months ago one did. No, the truck fell out of the truck. Only problem was.... well, I got what I paid for. Word to the wise. Never buy a truck from a Samoan. The big problem was it needed a new clutch. Add that to the list. That got done today too.
And yes, of course it's a Toyota.
It'll be Legal by Thursday. Truck worth ten grand cost me three. Score one for the cheapfuck. Hopefully it will move....
Next up? A flock of Skunkdog plants... finally. A couple like this poor example, grown in exhausted soil on the Winter side of the gulch....
After the Skunkdogs, which I am looking forward to trimming, comes a flock of Gogis. Not looking forward to trimming them.
Like sugar and cyanide,
These worlds are going to collide.
I want to yell it from the roof tops down.
Until it's over,
And we're older.
Now, I see our esteemed, exhaulted, eminent, exciting, Peanut Galley has paused here to share some words of wisdom.....
What say Ye?
Wait one. I thought by now we'd hear from Grey, explaining how his trimmers busted yet ANOTHER of his really expensive bongs. Remember that one that looked looked an AK? That didn't last long either.
Chunky.... If I has some Jack seeds I'd plant them. But I don't. And if the sap is flowing, Spring won't be far behind.
Kalo.... that's the problem. All the choppers except the DEA's Puma are leased from private companies. Just because a bird is low it could be doing 50 different things, not envolving our trips. It's kinda like pornography.... you know it when you see it.
Dawn.... That be some rot! I had some too. Until you live in a humid place, trying to grow there, it can be a challange. But when it comes together, ain't it nice? Like your indestructable bong too.
DB.... Sunday night it dropped to 45 here. Shit you not. Three dogs, three blankets, still froze. The fuckin cold is turning the Gogi Purple! I hate Purple! We had a bit more rain, the damn front sat on us for a day.
AS.... Maui has the only Krispy Kreme in the State. What can I say? Unless you come here, your right. They ain't bad. You should have seen the place when it first opened.
And Casper.... I know you have staff to handle those messy little jobs like trimming your own.... now so does everyone else. Sorry, I haven't chucked you under the bus lately, so I just did.
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