American weed is superior to dutch.

[buzzmobile]

American weed is superior to dutch. See below:​

QED

Flat Earth grows the best weed.

 

[Captain Red Eye]

That's too definitive,
Prolly just a meat popsicle

I was just being a wise guy on porpoise.

 

[buzzmobile]

I was just being a wise guy on porpoise.

That's Flippant; Flipper's cousin.

 

[Captain Red Eye]

 

[buzzmobile]

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[Captain Red Eye]

this is the opposite of true.

why did god trick us with our own dna? why would a god need to trick us?

Maybe the beings that "made us" were just pretending to be God?

Give me a cigarette lighter an M-16 and a case of bullets and send me back in time 10,000 years and I can have the planet calling me God in no time.

The thing I want to know, does God ever get an erection? Who would he even be able to fuck with it?

 

[joepotsmoker]

I was just being a wise guy on porpoise.

Hahahahahhahaha

 

[nepalnt21]

This isn't the part where you tell us your first girlfriend was a dolphin is it?

"you look like a dolphin"

 

[Aristoned]

this is the opposite of true.

why did god trick us with our own dna? why would a god need to trick us?

No trick.

You don’t look anything like me.

But, I understand why you wish you were related to me.

 

[nepalnt21]

The thing I want to know, does God ever get an erection? Who would he even be able to fuck with it?

if there's a god, 0% chance it has a penis... it's either a mother figure or asexual (why would a god need to have sex to reproduce?)

 

[joepotsmoker]

"you look like a dolphin"

Lmfao...

 

[joepotsmoker]

if there's a god, 0% chance it has a penis... it's either a mother figure or asexual (why would a god need to have sex to reproduce?)

Why not??
Would you just be like na...
Im good?!?
Fuck all that

 

[nepalnt21]

No trick.

so the irrefutable evidence actually explains common descent? i agree. the only other choice is the creator is tricking us. cause the evidence really is irrefutable... i can try to explain the ERV thing if you ever become interested in learning about our genetic history.

 

[nepalnt21]

Why not??
Would you just be like na...
Im good?!?
Fuck all that

lol i dunno if i have it in me to hit something that thick as a god, but i'd love to give it a go...

 

[nepalnt21]

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Hahahahahhahaha

that is straight from an anime uncanny valley nightmare

 

[joepotsmoker]

that is straight from an anime uncanny valley nightmare

I seen it and just thought
"Wow, perfect"

 

[joepotsmoker]

lol i dunno if i have it in me to hit something that thick as a god, but i'd love to give it a go...

So if your god your essentially everything, so maybe you would find that thick thing attractive,
God does love all living things...

 

[Captain Red Eye]

if there's a god, 0% chance it has a penis... it's either a mother figure or asexual (why would a god need to have sex to reproduce?)

Then why do some women moan "oh god" when they're getting some penis? Now I'm confused.

 

[joepotsmoker]

Then why do some women moan "oh god" when they're getting some penis? Now I'm confused.

I agree, but that will work both ways lol. maybe they just think they seeing god lol

 

[joepotsmoker]

I agree, but that will work both ways lol. maybe they just think they seeing god lol

Also, u may wana provide context for "oh god..
It could be bad.. oh, god...
Or good
Oooohhhhh....! God!