How about...Keep a job and don't attack or burglarize people. Chances are you will not be homeless and wont get shot either. Win win !
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I remember a time when even critics of America would say it was the home of the best and the worst, but these days a lot of non America's just associate it with the worst. Reading the news you get an instinctual feel from a headline of some particular horror story as to where it originated. Example, whenever you start reading a story of a mass shooting in a school system where innocent children are slaughtered, you just know that it's America, and sadly you also know that beyond putting armed guards and metal detectors in schools (wtf), that nothing is going to change, to the point some suggest arming the teachers as a solution. The angels weep.