Almost 100% certain my room mate stole my favorite t-shirt..

[Hank Hemp]

Steal the shirt back wear it and when he see's you in it say he was right, you found yours and marked it. Put a X on label problem solved. Get rid of the clothes thief, know tell what he will start lifting next.

 

[walt cunningham]

just get your shirt back instead of making a thread about it. in the time it took to write you could have worked a 9-5 and made enough money to buy a non ratty shirt

 

[frito bandito]

hate to break this to you but you're a dumb fuck, and a pussy, who is in BAD need of a reality check. what the fuck kind of dumb ass question is this? "what do i do?" well let's brainstorm for about a millisecond here. first step, get the fuck out of that apartment. then you can worry about getting your shirt back. you keep weed and cash in the fridge while living in a house with a known thief, who is ballsy enough to steal the clothes off your back and lie to your face about it? and you have to ask us what to do about it? turn in your man card, now.

 

[oceangrownkush]

Great ideas, keep them coming guys. We'll find a winner here soon.

 

[oceangrownkush]

hate to break this to you but you're a dumb fuck, and a pussy, who is in BAD need of a reality check. what the fuck kind of dumb ass question is this? "what do i do?" well let's brainstorm for about a millisecond here. first step, get the fuck out of that apartment. then you can worry about getting your shirt back. you keep weed and cash in the fridge while living in a house with a known thief, who is ballsy enough to steal the clothes off your back and lie to your face about it? and you have to ask us what to do about it? turn in your man card, now.

Should have clarified, the weed and cash are not in the fridge lol, the seeds are in the fridge... You're an asshole guy. The only reason I posted this here in the first place is I thought it was funny. Should have told you guys about how much I sweat on the daily and how I banged my gf today, maybe I'd be getting compliments on my balls instead.

TLDR; I am missing my shirt tokers den, what do?

 

[azad]

Buy a new one for yourself,and personalise it secretly then when he's washing his one turn up the heat let it fade away lmao..
or go and commit a crime wearing the shirt,identify his ass and let him do the time..lol
make sure your girlfriend dont come around he might try her on for size..

 

[Terroir]

with out reading the whole thread.

Go to his room, put all his clothes in a big fuckin tub with bleach.

Then change to a new tub with red food dye. Dry clothes and put back in cupboard. Also do a shit in his ugg boots if he has a pair or some sort of shoe he wears with out socks. Then deny deny deny.

Fuckin hate clothes thief's. Growing up with my brothers if you were not wearing it it was fair game.

then buy ur shirts from threadless or the like 10 bux . fuckin 100 bux t shirts. no offence dude but its a t shirt.

and fuck his sister. no matter if shes ugly. just pump away and think of england.

 

[Sóley]

Amusing the false info people assume when replying to the thread.

so op, your 100 dollar t shirt was stolen by your roommates cousins uncle and then gifted to your roommates neighbor who gave it to your current roommates second personality whom likes to drink bleach down by the beach.

Seriously get your fucking shirt back - and gtfo of that living arrangement,asap. I would move everything out including the t-shirt once obtained. Don't worry about personal vendettas, waste of time and energy.

Though perhaps post his phone number up on craigslist or the like - He has 2 tickets to a justin beaver concert in some big city and a for a ( omg I will slit your fucking wrists if you don't by me those tickets mother) awesome price.

 

[Tudo]

piss in his cereal

 

[cody2white]

Slit his throat

Lol

Jk

 

[5th]

and fuck his sister. no matter if shes ugly. just pump away and think of england.

I'm afraid this is the only logical solution. Use the shirt to wipe up afterwards.

 

[accessndx]

I'm not sure what the problem is exactly.....
Strangle him with the friggin shirt, take it off his body....chop his limbs off, break up his remains into tiny pieces and dispose of your roommate in tiny plastic bags all over the city...problem solved.
Sheesh...everyone's a whiner these days.

 

[Stoner4Life]

believe.......

 

[walt cunningham]

yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LayedBack]

Seems like you learned a valuable lesson the easy way. Your roommate a dishonest prick and living with him will only cause further trouble.

 

[bakerman]

Not sure if anyone said this!Wait till he does his Landry(knowing he has it in the wash)and take it back!

 

[festerous]

I would forget about the shirt and focus on the reason you haven't gotten it back yet.

 

[Nosmo King]

Is your 'roommate' the husband....

....does this happen often....there are support groups...

...you don't have to live like this

 

[Greenheart]

Take all his pants, shorts, sweats ect. Then tell him "I guess you will not be wearing my shirt anywhere anymore will you? How about we play let's make a deal. You give me my shirt back and Red Forman will not stick his foot up your ass!" I do not know what it worse about this one. Some guy taking your shirt or some guy lying about taking your shirt to your face. Who knows it could be he really does have a limited edition t-shirt with the exact same sweat stains. I would be locating a new dwelling soon if it was me. Pack up in the middle of the night and if you haven't seen your shirt by then and you still want to wear it take "his".

 

[Galactic]

If you're almost 100 percent, go ahead and launch Plan A.

You've certainly done things with less certainty. Like make this thread.