Almost 100% certain my room mate stole my favorite t-shirt..

[oceangrownkush]

What the fuck do I do about this? I seen him wearing it and I'm like "Oh you're wearing my shirt" - first off back story on this shirt as its VERY important to me;

- I was frying balls on some of the best LSD I have ever had when I bought it.
- Its a limited edition run from an obscure NYC clothing company. It was available at ONE store in Cali, and online.
- Having had it and worn it out in the sun for so long it has been light bleached in a very identifiable way.

After I said it was my shirt he had this story for me, he claims his neighbor bought it for him 2 years ago. He got SUPER upset when I was like "uhh no way dude, thats my shirt" - so I gave him the benefit of the doubt and went through all my clothes looking for my shirt - no dice. He suddenly has this shirt, first time I've seen him wearing it, and mine is suddenly MIA. I didn't take it anywhere, its in neither of my cars or at my parents house where I suspected it might be.

Him being a probable thief is a problem for me in many ways. I keep large amounts of bud, lots of cash and lots of seeds in my room/refrigerator. I am not always at home when he is so if he does have this tendency there is plenty of time for him to scalp me.

What the FUCK do I do? I want to get that fucking shirt back. I absolutely know its my fucking shirt, there's no way he had that same shirt and it just happens to be light bleached/kind of stretched exactly how mine is. I want to catch him washing it and gank it from the dryer, be all "Oh, found my shirt! LOL"...

But yeah IDK, weird situation for me. WWTDD? What would you do tokers den?

 

[johnkneefive]

beat the crap out of him,take the t-shirt and his underwear ,just so he knows who's boss..lol

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

set up a camera. only thing that will work to catch a great liar. once you catch him in your room/things and have it on camera, accuse him of stealing or entering your room and when he denies it hit him with the video evidence. proof that he is a liar, circumstantial proof he also is wearing your shirt. best you can do at this point is circumstantial evidence...which should be good enough to at least win the argument about whether he is a dishonest thief or not. Maybe you get your shirt back too.

Then you can feel truly justified when you beat the crap out of him.

 

[ziggestardust]

You should find an old photograph of yourself wearing the shirt and show it to him.

 

[amannamedtruth]

oh thats cute you're the same size.

 

[moses wellfleet]

If you kick him out and you need a new roomie think of me... I like the sound of an apartment with lots of bud lying around... And I got my own clothes lol!

 

[Stoner4Life]

I heard one of your socks and that no good low down cheatin' t-shirt have stepped out on you bro.......

 

[noyd666]

if ya get the chance cut the t-shirt in half, alls fair in room mates they say,lol.

 

[VenturaHwy]

This is a tough one. If you find your shirt some day then you have falsely accused your room mate of being a thief. Now why would he wear your shirt right in front of you? I lose stuff all the time, we are stoners....

 

[anditwasfun]

Sketchy. I'd break the lease, take the shirt, kick his ass out, and get a new spot. Petty thieves have loose lips.

 

[Sandnut]

if he steals your t-shirt he is probably stealing your weed too, hahaha just saying...

 

[skullznroses]

Just accept you're dealing with a twat and tell him you'll buy the shirt back from him.

What value would you say this shirt has to you? $100 dollars $200 at most right?

What kind of guy has his friends buying him tshirts 2 years ago anyways?

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

Take this as a relatively inexpensive warning that you need to change your living situation soon.

 

[Bobby Stainless]

 

[DevilWeedSeeds]

Go steal it back? Then tell him he never had a shirt like that.

 

[NPK]

I would steal the shirt back and change my living arrangement as soon as possible. You know for a fact the guy's a thief--what more do you need?

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

Does he believe that it's his own shirt?

 

[LubdaNugs]

I'm guessing he knows about your potentially illegal activities, if so tread very carefully. A t-shirt is no reason to go to jail.

 

[moses wellfleet]

Take this as a relatively inexpensive warning that you need to change your living situation soon.

exactly... Next step you find him wearing your underwear!

 

[cocktail frank]

Why would he think it's ok to steal from you?
Did you ever explain to your roommate what would happen if he did think it was ok?
Seems to me you both need a behavior correction.
Establish your dominance and take your shirt back.
Proceed to take something of his as punishment.
Afterwards, kindly give him the sutures he needs to close his vicious head wound closed.
The head wound you were kind enough to dole out for taking your shit.