airlines and brownies?

[Joe Hawkins]

I'll also back what everyone says about dogs trained for bombs instead of weed. I've smuggled a few grams through 3 airports going to SE Asia. I probably could've gotten away with taping it under my balls, but I chose to be, uh, extra anal about it....

Anyway, if the flight's within the states, you can pretty much have a bag in your pocket and walk through everything like it's nothing, if you can manage to contain the smell. It's with foreign countries that they search harder, and even then it's not that much harder. And try to look "normal." You don't necessarily have to limit yourself to brownies, but you're the one risking his ass, so good luck on whatever you try to bring.

Oh, and you can bring food, but not liquids. You'll have to ask the flight attendants for drinks. And if you choose the anus route, double bag with ballons and tie the ends with thin thread. Sorry everyone, not trying to be sick, but someone has to bring it up

AKA "The Old Fashioned way....."

 

[panopticist]

BTW: I use a Hasbro (used to be Kenner) 'Easy Bake Oven' to make brownies & cookies in, they cook at low temps & NEVER effect the kiefs potency.

Awesome...

That post is hands down the funniest thing I've read today...
The visual I've developed in my head is classic.

I keep imagining someone wanting to 'mod' their EBO, "Can I fit a 70w HPS in there?"

 

[Guest]

Why not utilize both orafices deleting the poopy pullstring?Stuff some finely ground bud in a condom dip in some olive oil and pretend they're raw oysters.Then go chunk divin or squirt siftin whichever the case may be.

 

[NOKUY]

3 years ago my sis was pulled for a full search at dallas airport...she had weed and a glass piece on her

they saw her weed and glass and didnt take any of it and let her fly.

 

[Guest]

Awesome...

That post is hands down the funniest thing I've read today...
The visual I've developed in my head is classic.

I keep imagining someone wanting to 'mod' their EBO, "Can I fit a 70w HPS in there?"

lol you just put this awesome image in my head of this old ass hippy dude waiting patiently next to his cute little easy bake oven for his pot brownies to finish lol.

 

[Guest]

hehe... NOYUK you got it

 

[Stoner4Life]

but I chose to be, uh, extra anal about it....

I'm gonna K+ rep ya now.......
You've given me the best laugh I've had in YEARS!!!!!!!

You're name & method of smuggling match so fvcking
well I nearly laughed myself out of my chair.......

The End Is Near, goddamn I love it!!!!!!!

 

[Stoner4Life]

BTW, if you're ever stopped going through screening & they tell you that food is not allowed they're lying! I'm diabetic, the brownies/cookies I make are sugar free, I HAVE TO eat 3 meals & 3 snacks a day and they need to be timed correctly too. Again, as airlines serve NO food they cannot stop you from taking some on board. I could be stuck on a runway for hours & go into diabetic shock w/o a meal. Having never been challenged at all I've never had to tell an inspector of my diabetes but I have a feeling they'd be defenseless to stop me given my medical condition.

 

[Guest]

Bomb sniffing dogs sniff for bombs only, being as nuggets cannot bring a flight down I wouldn't worry much about being sniffed out. Drug K9s are generally used to sniff baggage coming from 'suspect' locales and mostly used in freight areas in the airport looking for bigger shipments. It is the job of customs agents to assess on a person to person basis for luggage inspections, & there are too many domestic flights to bother checking w/ dogs. The last three flights I've been on I've packed pot brownies or pot cookies with a bag lunch in my carry on, after all airlines serve no meals.


BTW: I use a Hasbro (used to be Kenner) 'Easy Bake Oven' to make brownies & cookies in, they cook at low temps & NEVER effect the kiefs potency. We all know that THC starts to degrade @ 275F and vaporizes @ 350F. Why cook off your buzz in advance of ingestion? Every brownie recipe I know is cooked at 375F. The EBO is about $30 & you can find a huge variety of mixes online & on eBay.......

THC vaporizes at 390F.

 

[Stoner4Life]

THC vaporizes at 390F.

Well what can I say except my Vapir One 3.0 gave me vape hits @ 340-350F. I had a vape session today with a friends brand new Volcano set @ 350F, yes you are correct THC will vape @ 390F, just as it does @ 350 only a bit faster.

 

[EatCannabisRaw]

i would -NOT- even mess with it.
Recently I spent time behind bars since they found xanax that wasn't mine... at the airport.

It seriously is just not worth any hassle. You really would be better off mailing them. Why put yourself at ANY risk. That would absolutely SUCK to be sitting there while they tested your brownies...found stuff...got the cops over...sent to jail....i mean man it is just not worth it.... no way.

 

[supernerd]

I probably shouldn't be saying this... But I travel to a new city every weekend for business. I always have some bud with me in one form or another... I've been doing this job for over two years and I have yet to be questioned by anyone... But I also wear pretty nice suits... So perhaps it has to do with my image. But dress well, be nice, and act accordingly to situations and you should be fine. Just stuff a few nugs in your pocket in a vac sealed bag and make sure you're not going to pull anything out of that pocket ie keys / cell phone. Also make sure that you don't subject yourself to search by not taking off your belt to put it through the xray machine or wearing something with metal on it.

 

[Guest]

but don't they still do random searches? i know they started doing that after 9/11. and if you get picked for a random search they probably check your pockets so i'd recommend crotching it or hiding it in your luggage. but if all you gotta do is walk through the metal detector and they don't do those random searches anymore, then hell ya just stuff it in your pocket and act normal and you'll be fine

 

[George Hayduke]

but don't they still do random searches? i know they started doing that after 9/11.

yeah maybe if your name is muhammad and you wear a turban. if your older, white and dressed in a suit chances are you'll never be searched. we are talking about post-9/11 here, who in the hell do you think they are searching?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

whoever they think the terrorists think is most inconspicuous is who they are searching! lol

 

[wheruat]

hello everyone well i travel about 2 weeks out of the month. Been dong this for about 4 years now. What i do is get some cheap as conditioner or coffee vac. seal them and stuff it in the conditioner (cheap kind that isnt clear) or coffee. if my lady is up to it she will put it in a nice little bag and make it look like its a gift bag for someone and i just put it in my check in and go about my business. Usually i take about 1/2oz with me havent been check or nothing "knock on wood". Im leaving on Monday and takin some Sour Diesel with me. Good luck.

P.S. Sometime when i use the conditioner way my weed always taste and smells like the conditioner. "not to bad kinda like smokin those flavor'd disk thingys"

 

[Guest]

yeah maybe if your name is muhammad and you wear a turban. if your older, white and dressed in a suit chances are you'll never be searched. we are talking about post-9/11 here, who in the hell do you think they are searching?

CHANCES are you'll never be searched if you don't look like a terrorist, but assuming that is true, why even take the chance at all? but trust me, that's not true. they don't just search people named muhammed or people that look like terrorists. they searched me and i was a nice innocent looking white boy that OBVIOUSLY would never take a bomb on a plane. they search everyone, probably so they don't get accused of being racist or something but trust me they will search ANYONE. i even saw some soccer moms getting searched. It wasn't like a strip search or anything, they basically pat you down and check inside your shoes and they rub this thing over your clothes and then test it for bomb residue or something. so you definitely wouldn't want to have a bag in your pocket but if you crotch it you're fine. but seriously i don't think they even do those random searched anymore. anyone know?

 

[Stoner4Life]

but seriously i don't think they even do those random searched anymore. anyone know?

In my case the shoes come off because I'm usually buying a one way ticket & that is more suspect in their book. When they see I have a one way ticket they give me a red bin (not gray) to put my stuff in & then the examiner on the other side of the xray scanner sees the red bin & knows to check me farther, I just flew a month ago & they still do the cursory searches, NO pat downs, NO emptying of pockets except for keys & coins of course, yes the shoes come off in some cases.

 

[Guest]

In my case the shoes come off because I'm usually buying a one way ticket & that is more suspect in their book. When they see I have a one way ticket they give me a red bin (not gray) to put my stuff in & then the examiner on the other side of the xray scanner sees the red bin & knows to check me farther, I just flew a month ago & they still do the cursory searches, NO pat downs, NO emptying of pockets except for keys & coins of course, yes the shoes come off in some cases.

they take everyone's shoes off, anyways..

 

[Tronic]

haha @ eatcannabisraw

they found your bars and threw you behind bars

i'd love to hear more detail about this story, seems interesting.

sorry to hear about it man...