toastfighter2
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My roommate has this friend that will just start raiding our fridge with out even asking, I had made this big ass pan of brownies(A QP of trim to a lb of butter). Well, needless to say, this bastard(who doesn't smoke ever) comes out of our kitchen with a really big chunk of brownie on his plate(enough to make me sick), and I just had to laugh as he ate the whole thing. Needless to say, we had one stoned mofo puking in our bathroom about an hour or so later.
The same guy also wanted to pass a pee test, so I recommended he try some niacin, but to read the directions first. I handed him the bottle, and what does he do but to pop 3 or 4 tablets of the crap(one is roughly 100x what you really need in a day). Once again, I just had to laugh at him, and inform him that the rest of the day was going to pretty much suck for him.
The same guy also wanted to pass a pee test, so I recommended he try some niacin, but to read the directions first. I handed him the bottle, and what does he do but to pop 3 or 4 tablets of the crap(one is roughly 100x what you really need in a day). Once again, I just had to laugh at him, and inform him that the rest of the day was going to pretty much suck for him.