haha i was like "mmm chili i could go for some of that" and then i read about shatting your pants and burning the seat and some other graphic details and lost my appetite...
I love chili, and eat lots of jalapenos. but I accidentally got habanero juice in my eyes once, ruined me for life. was almost arrested standing outside of a 7-11 crying & pouring milk from a jug into my eyes...