A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[GET MO]

No. Im typing to myself.

what happens if you eat pop rocks and drink rock pop?

 

[Stoner4Life]

he batted .351 in his rookie year



is Gypsy Nirvana the 'Johnny Appleseed' of our culture?

 

[SrPlantManager]

Nope the Johnny Cannabis seed... doh!




How far can you spit seed?

 

[hydroclops]

Down the road a piece.


Hey, You laughing at my Monti ?

 

[SrPlantManager]

Nope... laughing with it



How many growers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[hydroclops]

A billon and 1


Why is a #2 pencel a #2 pencil

 

[SrPlantManager]

What do they have to do with shittin?


Ever had your yo-yo hit you in the nuts?

 

[levant]

Depends mate, I mean if you were joking or really meant what you just said, if it was the latter then I'd have to say yes, I would beat you with a dildo until you had to be moved into a different auditorium by the wizard elders, the audience of course in hysterics.

Was that that some random shiz or what?

 

[Endo]

bugz on my nuggz!

whos the big winner tonight?

 

[levant]

Marishgahagitay.

If your uncle jack helped you off an elephant,
would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

 

[abirdintheair]

clean up on aisle seven.

If you hiccup and sneeze at the same time will you shit your pants and blow your head off?

 

[Endo]

were gonna need another timmy! (seriously though, dont ever sneeze in the middle of taking a shit.. youll blow an o-ring.. if you know what i mean)


what does draino taste like?

 

[Stoner4Life]

The Last of the Mohicans




Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth so help you dank?

 

[hydroclops]

Your honor I have an alibi.




Why do farts stink more ion the shower?

 

[L~B]

Gas masks are for pussys .


What dose Moose penis taste like?

 

[Endo]

1962 macallan scotch, barrel strength.

who is your american idol?

L~b.. is that my quote? i totally dont remember saying that.

 

[abirdintheair]

Caaaaaaptaaaain Caaaaaavemaaaaaaaaan!!!


would a vampire consider an abortion clinic a buffet?

 

[Endo]

put it on a stick and call it a lolipop.

who wants a yellow snowcone?

 

[L~B]

a porn star named chloe!!!

where do dingle berries come from?


Yes endo you did say this I have the date on there you might be able to search it out

I almost busted a nut I laughed so hard I feel the exact same way!!

 

[litebuzz]

if it was up your ass you'd know.

have most guys tasted their own sperm?