A Guide to Fishsticks

[pop_rocks]

Holy shit. When I first dated my wife I had really bad gas. She kept fluffing the blankets to get the smell out. So I Dutch ovened her. She was not happy at all.

But hell that smell was trapped under the blankets and I didnt want to smell it. I mean come on what are you suppose to do?

tickle the chit out of her so she has to breath it in

 

[unclefishstick]

Pretty much what I was thinking. I weighed 80% more than her. So it is obvious that I had more muscle than brains for a reason.

fixed it for you!