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unclefishstick

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it's my friday again!
got another busy work task assigned,predictably boring...and this morning i was drawing a total blank on how to do it....computer stuff...sold part of a pallet of coco so i had to move it to the porch area,promptly got the forklift semi-stuck taking the pallet already on the porch off...and had picked the coco pallet with a totally destroyed pallet so i had to grab an empty pallet and re-stack 55 bags of coco on that,then got stuck in the same spot by the porch and had to wedge a cinder block under the tire...
and had some punk ass little bitch crank calling...
otherwise a decent week of sales...
 

Jenn

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it's my friday again!
got another busy work task assigned,predictably boring...and this morning i was drawing a total blank on how to do it....computer stuff...sold part of a pallet of coco so i had to move it to the porch area,promptly got the forklift semi-stuck taking the pallet already on the porch off...and had picked the coco pallet with a totally destroyed pallet so i had to grab an empty pallet and re-stack 55 bags of coco on that,then got stuck in the same spot by the porch and had to wedge a cinder block under the tire...
and had some punk ass little bitch crank calling...
otherwise a decent week of sales...
LOL.....ah shit, I could just picture it... Poor Fish was probably like the woman on the phone -

 

Lester Beans

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Stopped into the hydro store closest to me. Place is a shitshow. I figured they might have some flat trays. I didn't feel like driving the hour and a half and getting 100 bundle from the Mennonites. I'll do that when I get my Spring farm supplies.

I walk in and the guy immediately says, I have clones for sale....10 bucks each. I looked at them and did my holy best not to crack up and slap my knee pointing with laughter. This guy had, and I kid you not, 1/2" tall clones. I thought they were fake. Little green toothpicks sticking up with a fraction of a leaf, barely.

When I recovered enough to ask why are they so small he said because less leaf doesn't show the powdery mildew so easily. I asked if they had powder mildew and he said the mother's do but once you clone it goes away. Wow.

So intrigued by this screaming dummy I asked what are the strains?

Barney's breeders cuts.

Really how did you source those?

I grew some fem seeds and these are the clones. I'm a breeder so these are my breeder cuts. Really, how's the smoke I asked. He looked at me like I was asking for the recipe to coca cola and said how should I know??

I couldn't keep a straight face very well and thanked him and left so laughter could commence. Forgot all about the trays but I'm good. Went home and took a shower I felt so grungy being in that place.

Your customers are so lucky to have someone as knowledgeable as yourself helping them with their grow questions. However stupid they may be, I get the feeling you take the time to explain things to them and legitimately help people grow better canna. Good on you!
 

unclefishstick

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:tumbleweed: mornin campers....although is see it's after noon now...got up,trimmed a couple of oz of gmo,then got to the garden watering...done with that so time for an errand run then back to get rooted clones into cups and try and knock out more trimming...harvest later tonight,gg4 and headband...
 
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