A Guide to Fishsticks

[unclefishstick]

Oh yea, rough weather.
We had a 4 day snowstorm last week. Then light snow and -6 to -18 Celsius for about 3 days and now another snowstorm.
This one supposed to last only a couple of days. So come Sunday morning, I might go outside again. If I can open the door that is.. Lucky me it´s god damn cold so the snow is light weight. I can push a door open if there is less than 6 feet of snow behind. Save money on gym membership like that, still stay strong. If not, I will die after my canned soup and dry whale meat stash is depleted.

But hey, I feel ya dudes cold weather and will say a prayer for it to get better. And so that you guys dont lose your even tan when you have to wear shirts with sleeves.
I mean, damn..

i did have to wear leg warmers today...and socks...but i still had on shorts and sandals...so pretty harsh conditions...

 

[unclefishstick]

today we had about 2mm of snow and it caused a smash up on the motorway on way to work thismorning???
followed by glorious sunshine which gave way to hail then rain then snow and back to sunshine
only in scotland
4 seasons in a couple of hours

one day in amsterdam i saw rain,sleet,hail,snow,freezing rain,and grauple

 

[gizmo666]

one day in amsterdam i saw rain,sleet,hail,snow,freezing rain,and grauple

yep their weather is very like ours..... utter crap lol

 

[unclefishstick]

yep their weather is very like ours..... utter crap lol

yeah,but hash and hookers

 

[gizmo666]

we got hash and hookers here
but the quality is terrible haha

 

[BadTicket]

Still illegal here to wear socks and sandals at the same time. 1st degree style violation.
Last summer some college kids got smart and wore socks over sandals, thought they were cute.
And while it is no longer a crime to carry socks and sandals at the same time, like it was before the fashion law reform of 2017.
Wearing em both and shouting shit about it to the cops, while live streaming it online..

Fashion police mace just like regular mace. It kinda sucks.

 

[unclefishstick]

it's not style if everyone is wearing it...i do draw the line at wearing crocs in public

 

[Hammerhead]

Cricket was doing well today.. He didn't seem to be in any pain. I figure if he was hurting he wouldn't be dragging himself all over.. He even tried to kill the vacuum. I was surprised by how fast he was. I try to keep him from moving to much.

 

[Chi13]

A bit cool here today, 27C (80F). I had to put socks and shoes on (oops, meant socks and sandals of course). If it gets much cooler I might have to wear long pants.

 

[Ichabod Crane]

I woke up to negative ten this morning.

Had to get my wife a couple birthday presents. I thought some perfume would be good. But couldn't find the scent Outback Steak House Blooming Onion. Might have to settle for something else.

My buddy said try Walmart because they have all the best scents. He is fond of sweaty fat ass.

 

[f-e]

pretty awful here today as well

It's crazy golf. You have to get it in the basket, to win an e-bike

 

[unclefishstick]

It's crazy golf. You have to get it in the basket, to win an e-bike

mountain biking is just golf for fit people!

 

[f-e]

Is this what they call a crossover. Golf cart motor on a mountain bike?

 

[unclefishstick]

Is this what they call a crossover. Golf cart motor on a mountain bike?

i think that's one of those razer things

 

[BadTicket]

i do draw the line at wearing crocs in public

Hehe, thats what my mom said too. Pretty much word for word Some things are universal I guess.
Well should be, cause all over the planet ppl wear crocs in public. Even the shitty fake ones that start falling apart in sunlight.
Some people decorate em shits with them metal pins, which is all kindsa wrong cause they cover up the airholes, so why do it?
If you want some metal on ya shoe to kick people and make it hurt more, them get Dr. Martens or some stomping boots like that. Hard to kick people with sandals to begin with unless you´re a ninja.

Worst thing about crocs tho?
Is when you drink vodka and pass out with crocs on ya feet near an open flame, like a bonfire or sumtin. Those shits will shrink! Cut off blood circulation on ya feet, might have to amputate your legs.
Seriously!

Then again, if you bought crocs a size or two too large. You can shrink em down near a fire.

Vodka is optional.


That is pretty much all I have to say about crocs.

 

[unclefishstick]

my mom told my sister riding around in cars with boys is how you get pregnant,so i avoid that

 

[unclefishstick]

I woke up to negative ten this morning.

Had to get my wife a couple birthday presents. I thought some perfume would be good. But couldn't find the scent Outback Steak House Blooming Onion. Might have to settle for something else.

My buddy said try Walmart because they have all the best scents. He is fond of sweaty fat ass.

so roofing tar and extreme back hair not doing it for her?

 

[Ichabod Crane]

so roofing tar and extreme back hair not doing it for her?

Just trying to spice it up some. Maybe I can find the scent Seven Eleven Dumpster.

 

[armedoldhippy]

one day in amsterdam i saw rain,sleet,hail,snow,freezing rain,and grauple

thanks for posting this. never in my life had i heard of grauple before. thought you were pullin' my leg, lol...

 

[armedoldhippy]

I woke up to negative ten this morning.

Had to get my wife a couple birthday presents. I thought some perfume would be good. But couldn't find the scent Outback Steak House Blooming Onion. Might have to settle for something else.

my wife asked me which scent i preferred. told her "bacon frying, with background overtones of black coffee perking"... she gets mad over the damndest things these days.