Screw riding through spider webs man. Spiders blow. I've got one in my kitchen that's been there a few days. If it doesn't leave it's going splat. Never seen black widow here in Boston. Rattlesnakes prob suck too. Hate how they kill em all though, those stupid roundups. You have tarantulas? Gila monster? Coral snakes?
all of those...and chupacabras