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A Guide to Fishsticks

dansbuds

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it could be called by either name !!! :bigeye: but its official name is "The Man Cave" :biggrin:

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unclefishstick

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or....some big blocks of ice in the corner and 4 extremely slutty emperor penguins with "pour some sugar on me" cranked on the stereo for ambience....
 

dansbuds

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no bikes or rush posters , plenty of buckethead & zappa stuff around though . by midget strippers , if ya mean 5'3" long haired brunettes with big boobs & built like a brick shithouse ..... send'em on over , i'll take care of them REAL GOOD :bigeye:

& no penguins thank you !! they freak me out !!! :noway:
 

Seaf0ur

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So, A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband
"When you first saw me naked in front of you, what were you thinking?"
The husband says "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undresses, she asks him "What are you thinking now?"
He replies... "Well... It looks as if I did a pretty good job.
 

dansbuds

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My wife tends to get pissed at me when she comes at me naked ....... guess i shouldn't laugh so hard outloud !!! :biggrin:
our 36th anniversary was monday the 20th .......

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unclefishstick

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My wife tends to get pissed at me when she comes at me naked ....... guess i shouldn't laugh so hard outloud !!! :biggrin:
our 36th anniversary was monday the 20th .......

:spank:


um,yeah,probably give the laughing a pass....unless of course its clown sex night!:biggrin:
 

captain planet

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Around 20 years ago I met the girl of my dreams, ..... A cpl days later I met my wife! Married 11 years now, happy anniversary brotha!!!
 

Grizz

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My wife tends to get pissed at me when she comes at me naked ....... guess i shouldn't laugh so hard outloud !!! :biggrin:
our 36th anniversary was monday the 20th .......

:spank:
I hate when there naked and ask do I still look good ? damn you know you have to say yes with out laughing, you better anyway or the battle is on. :biggrin:
 

Vanilla Phoenix

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I'm on my second marriage. Was married 13 years to the first one. July 15 will be my first year with second. It's easier the second time around. Lol
 

Hammerhead

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I never found a women that knew what compromise meant. Most of them needed a exorcism. Marriage no thanks
 

Smokin Joe

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Saturday will make 23 for Darlin and I. Thought she was gonna shoot me a few times but things have calmed down over the second half. I admit that most of the problems we have had were my doing. Guess I'm finally settling down :dunno:
 
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