2015 Yogurt Cup Grow Contest

[psyphish]

Good job Dr.King! Next time I'll break 20 grams, no more autoflowers for me, love me some veg time lol.

 

[bugman52]

Damn sorry to hear Avinash, what can we say? Strange things happy in life we can't explain, rip.

Final update on my Dutch Passion Skunk #11. Final weight was only 21.1 grams dry, can't complain that's for sure. It is some good smoke. I will update later with a detailed smoke report. Good luck to everyone else.

Final dry weight

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Whole lot of 21.1g

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2 Main top buds weigh 6.9 g

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Root mass

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real nice buds & root porn.

 

[trichrider]

need we even vote?



congratulations to the finishers, it wasn't easy but it was interesting.
gotta give credit where due.

Dr.King



simply amazing result.

 

[Jahnice]

NAILED IT!




and an extra bonus point for the 'root porn'

 

[Avinash.miles]

need we even vote?
.

y'all tell me... I'd be happy to start a voting thread and give ALL of icmag a peak into what we have done, give everyone a chance to chime in and vote....
who all is in the running for the win? as far as completed all teh way thru?
if each contestant who completed the challenge throws up ONE post outlining their ENTIRE yogi cup grow with pics, smoke report, etc. that would be best to show off each yogi cup grow in the voting thread for those that haven't followed along in this thread the whole time. of course this thread can be linked to the new voting thread for reference to those who want to see the entire show....

 

[psyphish]

I'm not competing, simply because I didn't give 100%. Like someone previously said, anyone that made it to the end is a winner IMO.

Just put a seed between moist paper towels, going to give this yoghurt thing another go, but with a photosensitive strain. Found a single seed from a Pagoda bud, Pagoda x ?.

 

[Dr.King]

Thanks Trich and Jah for the support and kind words. Sorry to Avinash as in my time zone in the US it is still currently the 28th, After 8 pm. I am adding a smoke report but the forums are in I am guessing Euro time? As it says it is currently 5/29/15 after 2 am, 6 hour difference. Good job to everyone that competed in the contest.

STANDARD SMOKE REPORT V1.0 (from Treating Yourself Magazine)

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IDENTIFICATION
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Date: 25/05/2015
Strain: Skunk #11
Judge: Everyone
Breeder: - Dutch Passion
Grower: Dr.King

Clear [30] Cloudy [60] Amber [10] Dark [ ] (%)

# (Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.)

Brown [6] Green [4] Gold [ ] Blue [ ] Grey [ ] White [ ] Red [] Rust [] Orange [] Purple [ ] Black [ ]

# Bud density: [top 6, lower 5] (Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are not in their natural state leave this field blank.)

# (Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.)

Ammonia [ ] Earthy [] Licorice [ ] Peach [ 2] Berry [3 ] Floral [2] Mango [] Pepper [] Blueberry [ ] Fruit [6 ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [] Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [6 ] Pine [] Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [ ]
Pineapple [ ] Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [] Mint [] Rotten [ ] Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [1] Citrus [] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [] Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry [ ] Coffee [ ] Lemon [] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]

# Aroma: [8] (Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.)

# Seed content: [0] (Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.)

# Weeks cured: [0-1*] (If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured. If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.)

# Physical examination comments: In veg she stretched rather quickly to 34". Budded very nicely but only stretched 6-7 inches total in 10/14 flowering. Totaling almost 42" tall. Decent trich production wish I could have left her in complete darkness for 2 days for extra trichs but o well . Next time for sure.

# Smell: Sweet fruity smell of fresh melons with hints of berry and peaches.


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THE SMOKE TEST
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(Address these questions while smoking.)

# (Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows: )

Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc) [X]
Vaporizer (enter the brand name) [X]
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass) [ ]
Joint (enter brand of papers) [Smoking Master paper, slim & backrolled]
Other (specify): Blunt

# (Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.)

Ammonia [] Earthy [] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ] Berry [ ] Floral [] Mango [] Pepper [ ] Blueberry [ ] Fruit [3] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ ] Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [4] Pine [] Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ] Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [] Mint [] Rotten [ ] Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [1] Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [] Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry [ ] Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [] Vanilla [ ]

(If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.)

# Taste: [5] (Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.)

# State of dryness: [4] (Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.)

# Smoke ability: [5] (Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.)

# Smoke expansion: [5(hard to rate)] (Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.)

# Smoke test comments:

Taste: Fresh lite bowl or volcano vap bag smells of sweet fruits and melon. Never smelled cannabis that had a melon smell or taste. I can say for sure I like the taste of her.

Effect: 80% body high 20% head high. The 80% body high is very pleasant after 3 or 4 bowls(12 hits) or 2 vap bags. Not super heavy on the body just makes your body painless and makes you happy. That 20% head high keeps you awake for the first 3-4 hours but after continuously smoking it goes away and is a heavier high.


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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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(Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.)

# Dosage: [1 gr. pure bud out of bong/1 gr out of the vap and 3 garms in the blund. Each one where very similar with the blunt being heavier aka sinking into the sofa and the vap being the most intense for the first 30 mins after vaping two straight bags.] (Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.)

# Effect onset: [Bowl was 10 hits or so, whole blunt and 2 full volcano vap at 430 degrees. They all hit immediate so [10] for that.] (Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.)

# Sativa influence: [2] (Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.)

# Indica influence: [8] (Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.)

# Potency [7] (Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.)

# Duration [1 hour 30 mins but I smoke tons so I am always high.] (Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.)

# Tolerance build up [3 (likewise exploz, hard to judge only smoking it for 3 days lol.] (Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.)

# Usability: (Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day. Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.)

Morning - wake up [4] Day - work [4] Evening - relax [6] Night - sleep [7]

# Overall satisfaction: [6] (Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.)

# Ability and conditions [8] (Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.)

# Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use. [Not for me as I have premium cuts but for some I am sure it would be. It's the best good good going around my town currently which is sad LOL.]

# What effect did the strain have:
(Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not be construed as medical advice.)

(Check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT)

[7] [P] Ability to rest or sit still
[3] [P] Anxiety relief
[6] [P] Appetite
[2] [P] Audio perception
[1] [P] Humor perception
[0] [N/A] Imagination/creativity
[3] [P] Paranoia relief
[0] [N/A Didn't get to test this yet haha.] Sex drive
[8] [P] Sleep
[5] [P] Pain relief
[1] [N] Speech process
[0] [N/A] Taste perception
[0] [N/A] Thought process
[0] [N/A] Visual perception

Final comments: Beautiful growing strain of genetics by Dutch Passion. Not the most potent but she would do in times of needing a decent Indica. However she doesn't even compare to my GHS Chemdog keeper. I plan on running atleast 2 Chemdogs next round with a few others. I already want to start another round .

----- END OF SMOKE REPORT -----

 

[Avinash.miles]

you must spread some reputation around before giving it to Dr.King again

 

[jackherer90]

So i have just to plant the seeds inside the yogurt container?

 

[bugman52]

So i have just to plant the seeds inside the yogurt container?

yes just pop a seed or take a cut of your nices plant.
But this contess is about over.
im sure there will be anothre one soon.

 

[trichrider]

y'all tell me... I'd be happy to start a voting thread and give ALL of icmag a peak into what we have done, give everyone a chance to chime in and vote....
who all is in the running for the win? as far as completed all teh way thru?
if each contestant who completed the challenge throws up ONE post outlining their ENTIRE yogi cup grow with pics, smoke report, etc. that would be best to show off each yogi cup grow in the voting thread for those that haven't followed along in this thread the whole time. of course this thread can be linked to the new voting thread for reference to those who want to see the entire show....

i'm sorry...you're right.
there should be a vote of the entire viewing public. lost the handle for a minnit.
your suggestion is the solution.

 

[Jahnice]

What do you guys mean in your smoke reports when say 'back rolled' for the joints?

 

[exploziv]

The paper is rolled with glue facing outside and the extra paper is cut or burned away, instead of being overlapped and inside the joint. Google will show you excly what i mean if you can't immagine it based on this description. The ideea behind it is less paper burned so the taste is better and the smoke is a bit less harsh and somewhat healthier.

 

[Dropped Cat]

Here it is:

STANDARD SMOKE REPORT V1.0 (from Treating Yourself Magazine)

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IDENTIFICATION
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Date: 5/29/15
Strain: Bagseed x Sensi Star x NYCD
Judge: Dropped Cat
Breeder: - Various
Grower: Dropped Cat, grown in 6oz cup, coco hemp, GH Nutes

Clear [5]
Cloudy [90]
Amber [5] (%)

# (Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.)

Blue [3]
Green [6]
Orange hairs {6}

# Bud density: [7] (Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense.

# 1 indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence.

Petroleum [4]
Cherry [ 9]
Mint [3]
Hash [4 ]

# Aroma: [8] (Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.)

# Seed content: [0]

# Weeks cured: [2]

# Physical examination comments: marble sized buds with orange hairs. Good trichome coverage.

# Smell: Very sweet and powerful cherry smell with some rubber/fuel undertones. Mouthwatering, you fall in love with it.


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THE SMOKE TEST
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(Address these questions while smoking.)

# (Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows: )

Joint (Bambu Hemp Paper)

# (Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence.

Cherry [ 6]
Perfume [3]
Hash [4 ]

(If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.)

# Taste: [7] (Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.)

# State of dryness: [4.5] (Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.)

# Smoke ability: [5] (Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.)

# Smoke expansion: [8] (Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.)

# Smoke test comments:

Taste: Pronounced mixed smell and flavor cherry up front with perfume and hash flavor and smell.

Effect: Shit gets you high, onset is quick. Numbing of arms and a good sloppy euphoric buzz. Relaxing,and happy stone,
Red, red eyes, must drink lots cold cold, clear water. God, this water is so delicious, the best water ever!

Will let this sweat a couple more weeks for better smoke.

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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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(Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.)

# Dosage: [one joint, maybe half a gram. 3 hits, joint is gone now] (Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.)

# Effect onset: [2] (Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.)

# Sativa influence: [6] (Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.)

# Indica influence: [5] (Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.)

# Potency [8] (Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.)

# Duration [90 min.] (Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.)

# Tolerance build up [6] (Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.)

# Usability: (Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day. Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.)

Morning - wake up [2] Day - work [1] Evening - relax [9] Night - sleep [6]

# Overall satisfaction: [9] (Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.)

# Ability and conditions [8.5] (Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.)

# Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use. [Yes]

# What effect did the strain have:
(Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not be construed as medical advice.)

(Check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT)

[8] [P] Ability to rest or sit still, can do, but get up and go if you want, not for work if you wanna keep your job, lol.
[8] [P] Anxiety relief, virtually no paranoia, but the sense star has that potential.
[7] [P] Appetite, if you just ate, no worries, if you hungry, cheesy nachos and Philly cheese steak sammiches
[8] [P] Audio perception, Allmans at Filmore East, Led Zep Physical Graffiti
[9] [P] Humor perception, a given, if you mad bro, might not make you happy, but you'll be okay mad.
[7] [P] Imagination/creativity, Good potential for crafting sandwiches and maybe light wood working.
[8] [P] Paranoia relief, its very not paranoid.
[8] [P] Sex drive, decent, almost fell asleep on the wife, lol.
[6] [P] Sleep, see above.
[6] [P] Pain relief, she punched me pretty good, left a mark, didn't feel it.
[6] [N] Speech process, clumsy at first, but if you have too, you can.
[8] [P] Taste perception, everything tastes so good!
[6] [P] Thought process, thought faster than articulation, a knowing smiling glance speaks volumes.
[6] [P] Visual perception, After the redness passes, well, lower light levels are best anyway.

Final comments: Classic Hybrid, makes the ganglia twitch and lets you chill too.

----- END OF SMOKE REPORT -----

 

[Avinash.miles]

ok, sometime in the next day or 2 i will make the new voting thread and alert yall here, post a link, etc... give yall time to post the finished pics....

 

[Dr.King]

ok, sometime in the next day or 2 i will make the new voting thread and alert yall here, post a link, etc... give yall time to post the finished pics....

Sounds like the best plan of action. Let everyone that may not pay to much attention to this section of the forum also vote on the "Contests" to truly get a good portion of votes. Plus it will make others get interested in the whole idea of doing this. My father and brother thought I was crazy for doing this lol. Now they see what the actually limits are and how much one can achieve from using small amounts of soil. Which is why we switched to 3 gallon smart pots instead of 5 as it was over kill for 5'x5'x7' tents only holding 6 plants total. Still pull over 4 pds per 4 months with clones even with less soil. Wasting coco is money in my pocket so the less the better. I for one am glad Avinash created this contest as it changed my thoughts on how much soil one needs so I to you sir. Good luck to everyone!

 

[exploziv]

Here is my "small" review of the grow, Avinash.miles.

Review of the grow:
It all started when I got 100% germination rate on 4 Swazi Rooibard seeds. They were kept under a 13W DIY led panel for the first 2-3 weeks, then under a 150W MH bulb for the next 4 weeks, including the first 2 weeks of flowering. I got 2 females that I kept and 2 males that i discarded from the 4 plants. After sexing them and seeing first buds starting to form I put them under a "120W" led panel (80% Red spectrum and about 90 real W) under which I kept them till the end.
Sadly around middle of flowering I was very high around them and decided to leave them dry out for some hours before watering, so I turned the automatic watering system OFF and then forgot I have to turn it again and left. When I remembered, after about 10 hours they were barely hanging with all fan leaves crisp dried. Both plants looked like they will gonna come back, but the roots were fucked up by the drought and one of the plants died a couple of weeks after the incident. This one was barely hanging to the end, and the stress from the drought episode probably stressed it, cause it finished 1-1.5 weeks faster than usual, just a bit after 12 weeks of flowering, compared to the usual 13 or so weeks of flowering. Harvest was just under 5 gr. dried. Not bad for my first try at growing in such a small cup.


You can check my updates by clicking following links:
U00 here / U04 here / U08 here / U12 here
U01 here / U05 here / U09 here / U13 here
U02 here / U06 here / U10 here / U14 here
U03 here / U07 here / U11 here

Pictures:





(Can't add more than 5 pics per post..)

Smoke report (Swazi Rooibaard F2 / SWA_3):

IDENTIFICATION

# Date: [25/05/2015]

# Strain: [Swazi Rooibaard (Redbeard) F2 (SWA_3)]

# Judge: [exploziv]

# Grower: [exploziv, grown in a yogurt cup]

# Trichome ripeness stage (%):
Clear [10]
Cloudy [78]
Amber [12]

# Bud colours:
(Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.)
Brown [2]
Green [4]
Red [1]
Rust [1]
Orange [1]

# Bud density: [6.5]
(Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense.)

# Bud smell:
(Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence.)
Earthy [2]
Floral [2]
Mango [4]
Pepper [1]
Petroleum [1]
Pine [1]
Grass/Hay [1]
Mint [1]
Skunk [1]
Citrus [1]
Spice [1]
Lemon [1]

# Aroma: [9]
(Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.)

# Seed content: [0]
(Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.)

# Weeks cured: [0-1*]
(If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured.)

# Physical examination comments: Small size sativa buds with orange/red hairs. Lots of small trichomes all over them.

# Smell: Very sweet and powerful mango-floral smell with some citrusy-sour/earthy undertones. It’s a pleasure to smell the freshly broken buds.


THE SMOKE TEST
(Address these questions while smoking.)

# What did you used to consume the sample?
(Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows: )
Joint [Smoking Master paper, slim & backrolled joint]

# Taste while smoking:
(Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence.)

Ammonia [1]
Earthy [2]
Floral [3]
Mango [2]
Fruit [1]
Pine [1]
Grass/Hay [1]
Mint [1]
Spice [1]
Orange [1]

# Taste: [7]
(Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.)

# State of dryness: [4.5]
(Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.)

# Smoke ability: [6]
(Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.)

# Smoke expansion: [6]
(Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.)

# Smoke test comments:
-Taste: Fully flavoured floral taste, with a mango-earthy aftertaste.
-Effect: 100% head high and a fine tingle in the whole body. Smoking a joint of this is a nice experience, senses seem to come alive, and make the experience better in every way. Things happen so slow..


FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
(Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.)

# Dosage: [0.50 gr. pure bud/ very nice after half, got very interesting near the end, where I almost passed out.]
(Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.)

# Effect onset: [2]
(Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.)

# Sativa influence: [9]
(Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.)

# Indica influence: [1]
(Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.)

# Potency [9]
(Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.)

# Duration [2h30min.]
(Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.)

# Tolerance build up [3]
(Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.)

# Usability:
(Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day. Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.)

Morning - wake up [9]
Day - work [5]
Evening - relax [4]
Night - sleep [1]

# Overall satisfaction: [9]
(Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.)

# Ability and conditions [8.5]
(Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.)

# Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use? [Yes]

# What effect did the strain have?
(Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not be construed as medical advice.)

(Check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT)

(P) (N)
[X] [N] Ability to rest or sit still
[X] [N] Anxiety relief
[X] [N] Appetite
[X] [N] Audio perception
[X] [N] Humor perception
[X] [N] Imagination/creativity
[P] [N] Paranoia relief
[X] [N] Sex drive
[P] [X] Sleep
[X] [N] Pain relief
[P] [X] Speech process
[X] [N] Taste perception
[X] [N] Thought process
[X] [N] Visual perception


Final comments: Nice sativa experience, excellent aroma & taste, decent looking buds. Easy to grow indoors.

----- END OF SMOKE REPORT -----

Note: I tried to make the smoke report a bit easier to read and understand, so it's a bit different layout than the first one I posted, yet it contains same data.

 

[Jahnice]

Dropped cat drops in with some competition for the funniest smoke report

'God, this water is so delicious, the best water ever!'

 

[exploziv]

This part cracked me up in laughs! Especially the bold lines..

# What effect did the strain have:
(Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not be construed as medical advice.)

(Check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT)

[8] [P] Ability to rest or sit still, can do, but get up and go if you want, not for work if you wanna keep your job, lol.
[8] [P] Anxiety relief, virtually no paranoia, but the sense star has that potential.
[7] [P] Appetite, if you just ate, no worries, if you hungry, cheesy nachos and Philly cheese steak sammiches
[8] [P] Audio perception, Allmans at Filmore East, Led Zep Physical Graffiti
[9] [P] Humor perception, a given, if you mad bro, might not make you happy, but you'll be okay mad.
[7] [P] Imagination/creativity, Good potential for crafting sandwiches and maybe light wood working.
[8] [P] Paranoia relief, its very not paranoid.
[8] [P] Sex drive, decent, almost fell asleep on the wife, lol.
[6] [P] Sleep, see above.
[6] [P] Pain relief, she punched me pretty good, left a mark, didn't feel it.
[6] [N] Speech process, clumsy at first, but if you have too, you can.
[8] [P] Taste perception, everything tastes so good!
[6] [P] Thought process, thought faster than articulation, a knowing smiling glance speaks volumes.
[6] [P] Visual perception, After the redness passes, well, lower light levels are best anyway.

 

[Jahnice]

'imagination/creativity, good potential for crafting sandwiches and maybe light wood working' has me pretty well cracked up along with all the other one liners

so should we ask mrs. cat if she rates '8-sex drive' and '6-sleep' as positives, if you almost fell asleep?