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Eugene pet store owner used primate as payment to a prostitute, police say
Eugene pet store owner used primate as payment to a prostitute, police say
Man allegedly gave out-of-area prostitute money, and tipped her by giving her a Galago primate
An exotic primate is safe after the owner of a Eugene pet store used it as payment for a sexual encounter with a prostitute, Eugene police said Friday.
In early March, Eugene police received two reports of burglaries at the Zany Zoo Pets store on Commerce Street in west Eugene. A laptop computer, Girl Scout cookie money and a Galago primate named Gooey were reported stolen from the store.
But a Eugene Police Department investigation revealed the store’s owner, Nathan Allen McClain, paid an out-of-town prostitute with store money, including the Girl Scout cash, and tipped the prostitute for her services by presenting her with the animal, police said.
In the course of investigating the alleged burglaries, investigators discovered the prostitute’s identity after viewing surveillance video from businesses near Zany Zoo, Eugene police Detective Rick Lowe said. One video showed the prostitute in the area of the store in March. Lowe said he tracked her down at a Springfield motel on March 17, and she cooperated, returning the primate from her Portland home and explaining what had happened.
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Eugene pet store owner used primate as payment to a prostitute, police say
Man allegedly gave out-of-area prostitute money, and tipped her by giving her a Galago primate
An exotic primate is safe after the owner of a Eugene pet store used it as payment for a sexual encounter with a prostitute, Eugene police said Friday.
In early March, Eugene police received two reports of burglaries at the Zany Zoo Pets store on Commerce Street in west Eugene. A laptop computer, Girl Scout cookie money and a Galago primate named Gooey were reported stolen from the store.
But a Eugene Police Department investigation revealed the store’s owner, Nathan Allen McClain, paid an out-of-town prostitute with store money, including the Girl Scout cash, and tipped the prostitute for her services by presenting her with the animal, police said.
In the course of investigating the alleged burglaries, investigators discovered the prostitute’s identity after viewing surveillance video from businesses near Zany Zoo, Eugene police Detective Rick Lowe said. One video showed the prostitute in the area of the store in March. Lowe said he tracked her down at a Springfield motel on March 17, and she cooperated, returning the primate from her Portland home and explaining what had happened.
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Florida Man claims dolphin 'seduced' him into having 'sex'
Florida Man claims dolphin 'seduced' him into having 'sex'
A Florida-based man, who had sex with Dolly the dolphin in a year-long "relationship" in 1971, has revealed that it only happened because she " seduced" him.
In a new 15 minute documentary, the 63-year-old Malcolm Brenner, from Punta Garda, said that he started rubbing her along her back, working her way to her flukes, her tail and as he was rubbing her and moving her hand towards her tail, Dolly was slowly rolling around her long axis, the Mirror reported.
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Florida Man claims dolphin 'seduced' him into having 'sex'
A Florida-based man, who had sex with Dolly the dolphin in a year-long "relationship" in 1971, has revealed that it only happened because she " seduced" him.
In a new 15 minute documentary, the 63-year-old Malcolm Brenner, from Punta Garda, said that he started rubbing her along her back, working her way to her flukes, her tail and as he was rubbing her and moving her hand towards her tail, Dolly was slowly rolling around her long axis, the Mirror reported.
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SPOKANE RESIDENTS SPEND MORE MONEY ON CANNABIS THAN BREAD, WINE OR MILK
By Bernie Canter - Apr 13, 2016
In one Washington county, legal marijuana is the literally hottest thing since sliced bread.
Spokane, Washington, people spent more of their hard-earned cash on legal cannabis in 2015 than they did on bread, wine, or milk. The county reportedly spent a shade over $43 million according to data compiled by the state’s Liquor and Cannabis Board.
Those numbers translate to an average of $225.64 spent on marijuana per household in 2015. Conversely, beer barely beat out cannabis with $232.70 per household.
Thereafter, it was all Kush as wine sales averaged $154.85 per household, milk sales averaged $155.37 and bread sales averaged $109.71. Those figures come courtesy of the Census Bureau.
The big takeaway here is that as America becomes healthier and eschews liquor, fast food, and sugar for a healthier lifestyle, marijuana has cemented itself as part of that healthy lifestyle. And that’s only going up.
By Bernie Canter - Apr 13, 2016
In one Washington county, legal marijuana is the literally hottest thing since sliced bread.
Spokane, Washington, people spent more of their hard-earned cash on legal cannabis in 2015 than they did on bread, wine, or milk. The county reportedly spent a shade over $43 million according to data compiled by the state’s Liquor and Cannabis Board.
Those numbers translate to an average of $225.64 spent on marijuana per household in 2015. Conversely, beer barely beat out cannabis with $232.70 per household.
Thereafter, it was all Kush as wine sales averaged $154.85 per household, milk sales averaged $155.37 and bread sales averaged $109.71. Those figures come courtesy of the Census Bureau.
The big takeaway here is that as America becomes healthier and eschews liquor, fast food, and sugar for a healthier lifestyle, marijuana has cemented itself as part of that healthy lifestyle. And that’s only going up.
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^^^^^^^I thought the heat and humidity made them crazy....yeehaw..I only miss the fishing nothing else..
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Cops: Auto Repair Boss Paid Employees in Crystal Meth
Cops: Auto Repair Boss Paid Employees in Crystal Meth
Minnesota drug agents raided an auto repair shop after an employee complained that bonus pay was delivered in the form of crystal meth.
The Minnesota River Valley Drug Task Force conducted a lengthy investigation of Clear Choice Auto Repair before Thursday's bust, according to a statement.
Jesse Michael Seifert, 40, allegedly watched as his girlfriend, Nancy Jean Loehlein, 39, distributed a haf-gram of meth to each employee at a Wednesday night company meeting, the statement said.
Authorities found syringes and a digital scale that tested positive for meth, the task force said.
Seifert was arrested on suspicion of driving with a cancelled license, the statement said, and is in custody. The investigation is ongoing and more charges are pending, officials said. No other details were released.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/cops-auto-repair-boss-paid-employees-in-crystal-meth/ar-BBs6nZQ
Cops: Auto Repair Boss Paid Employees in Crystal Meth
Minnesota drug agents raided an auto repair shop after an employee complained that bonus pay was delivered in the form of crystal meth.
The Minnesota River Valley Drug Task Force conducted a lengthy investigation of Clear Choice Auto Repair before Thursday's bust, according to a statement.
Jesse Michael Seifert, 40, allegedly watched as his girlfriend, Nancy Jean Loehlein, 39, distributed a haf-gram of meth to each employee at a Wednesday night company meeting, the statement said.
Authorities found syringes and a digital scale that tested positive for meth, the task force said.
Seifert was arrested on suspicion of driving with a cancelled license, the statement said, and is in custody. The investigation is ongoing and more charges are pending, officials said. No other details were released.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/cops-auto-repair-boss-paid-employees-in-crystal-meth/ar-BBs6nZQ
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Female Ted Cruz Lookalike Agrees To Do Porn For $10,000
Female Ted Cruz Lookalike Agrees To Do Porn For $10,000
Her boyfriend — and future costar — is proud: “She’s more famous than Madonna!”
Last Sunday, Searcy Hayes was an unknown 21-year-old from Natchez, Mississippi.
By Monday night, she was a viral sensation after viewers of the Maury Povich show decided she was the female doppelganger of Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz.
Hayes went on the show after her fiance, 25-year-old Freddie Green, accused her of cheating on him. All was resolved in typical Maury fashion when she passed a lie detector test and DNA results showed her 3-month-old son was Green’s.
Since the appearance, numerous websites have printed side-by-side photos showing Hayes next to Cruz.
Amazingly, Hayes had never heard of Cruz before the resemblance was pointed out to her and she still knows little about him.
“I don’t know his positions and I’ve never seen him, so I don’t know if he’s done a good enough job to be reelected,” she told The Huffington Post.
When we pointed out that Cruz isn’t actually president, just a candidate, she said, “Well, yeah, I don’t know anything about him.”
Hayes has had such a big impact that Povich did a special Facebook interview with her.
“We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married,” he says. “I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.’”
Green admits he’s excited by Hayes’ newfound fame.
“It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!” he said. “I’m with a star.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Female Ted Cruz Lookalike Agrees To Do Porn For $10,000
Her boyfriend — and future costar — is proud: “She’s more famous than Madonna!”
Last Sunday, Searcy Hayes was an unknown 21-year-old from Natchez, Mississippi.
By Monday night, she was a viral sensation after viewers of the Maury Povich show decided she was the female doppelganger of Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz.
Hayes went on the show after her fiance, 25-year-old Freddie Green, accused her of cheating on him. All was resolved in typical Maury fashion when she passed a lie detector test and DNA results showed her 3-month-old son was Green’s.
Since the appearance, numerous websites have printed side-by-side photos showing Hayes next to Cruz.
Amazingly, Hayes had never heard of Cruz before the resemblance was pointed out to her and she still knows little about him.
“I don’t know his positions and I’ve never seen him, so I don’t know if he’s done a good enough job to be reelected,” she told The Huffington Post.
When we pointed out that Cruz isn’t actually president, just a candidate, she said, “Well, yeah, I don’t know anything about him.”
Hayes has had such a big impact that Povich did a special Facebook interview with her.
“We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married,” he says. “I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.’”
Green admits he’s excited by Hayes’ newfound fame.
“It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!” he said. “I’m with a star.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
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Entire Police Force in Colorado Quits, Abandoning Their Posts — Town Doesn’t Descend
Entire Police Force in Colorado Quits, Abandoning Their Posts — Town Doesn’t Descend
Entire Police Force in Colorado Quits, Abandoning Their Posts — Town Doesn’t Descend into Chaos
Green Mountain Falls, CO — Without giving any reason whatsoever, the entire Green Mountain Police department in Colorado has quit.
The chief of police announced his resignation on Tuesday and he was quickly followed by all the other officers. It has now been 4 days and, remarkably, the town of Green Mountain Falls does not look like a scene out of Mad Max.
“In an election year there’s always some people who choose to stay and some people who choose to go, and I think that happens at every level of government,” Green Mountain Falls Mayor Jane Newberry said.
Despite giving no reason, it is likely that the department disagreed with the local politics and reacted by abandoning their duty as public servants — thereby illustrating the irrelevance of their job in the first place.
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Entire Police Force in Colorado Quits, Abandoning Their Posts — Town Doesn’t Descend
Entire Police Force in Colorado Quits, Abandoning Their Posts — Town Doesn’t Descend into Chaos
Green Mountain Falls, CO — Without giving any reason whatsoever, the entire Green Mountain Police department in Colorado has quit.
The chief of police announced his resignation on Tuesday and he was quickly followed by all the other officers. It has now been 4 days and, remarkably, the town of Green Mountain Falls does not look like a scene out of Mad Max.
“In an election year there’s always some people who choose to stay and some people who choose to go, and I think that happens at every level of government,” Green Mountain Falls Mayor Jane Newberry said.
Despite giving no reason, it is likely that the department disagreed with the local politics and reacted by abandoning their duty as public servants — thereby illustrating the irrelevance of their job in the first place.
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maybe not soooo funny, The DeAngelo's get the first local grow permits… subbed
http://www.montereycountyweekly.com...cle_be315fa0-01bd-11e6-bf17-ff07e6feb2f6.html
http://www.montereycountyweekly.com...cle_be315fa0-01bd-11e6-bf17-ff07e6feb2f6.html
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Just imagine the ugly progeny that would come from the union of these 2 people.
The world recoils at the prospect.
What about the gene-pool?Won't someone think of the gene-pool???
I will be totally honest.I thought that pic of the woman was a shopped pic of Cruz.The resemblance is uncanny...and slightly stomach turning.
That woman didn't even know he wasn't the president.
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Farmer Bill Dies in House
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Farmer Bill Dies in House
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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In the News:
In the News:
Some 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women, up from almost none a year ago. (Detroit News article)
Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee (Toronto Star headline)
Publicize your business absolutely free! Send $6. (Entrepreneur Magazine ad)
Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out (The Tallahassee Bugle)
Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs (The Anchorage, Alaska Times)
Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming (The New Haven, Connecticut Register)
Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters (The Tallahassee Democrat)
Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely! (The Houston Chronicle)
Governor's Penis Busy [should be "Pen Is"] (The New Haven, Connecticut Register)
Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son
Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands (Bangor Maine News)
Starr Aghast At First Lady Sex Position (The Washington Times)
Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal (The Bosnia Bugle)
Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow (Newsday)
Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax (San Antonio Times)
Rose Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free (Chicago Daily News)
Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders (The Miami Herald)
In the News:
Some 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women, up from almost none a year ago. (Detroit News article)
Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee (Toronto Star headline)
Publicize your business absolutely free! Send $6. (Entrepreneur Magazine ad)
Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out (The Tallahassee Bugle)
Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs (The Anchorage, Alaska Times)
Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming (The New Haven, Connecticut Register)
Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters (The Tallahassee Democrat)
Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely! (The Houston Chronicle)
Governor's Penis Busy [should be "Pen Is"] (The New Haven, Connecticut Register)
Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son
Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands (Bangor Maine News)
Starr Aghast At First Lady Sex Position (The Washington Times)
Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal (The Bosnia Bugle)
Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow (Newsday)
Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax (San Antonio Times)
Rose Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free (Chicago Daily News)
Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders (The Miami Herald)
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"With a mighty yell, the 5' 7" tall Sergeant shouted "I WILL KILL YOU ALL RARARARGHGHGHHH!!!!!!!" in his native language, ripped the machine gun up off its fucking tripod, and started firing indiscriminately at everything around him in one gigantic Rambo-style clusterfuck of munchy crunchy full-metal-jacketed carnage. "
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"With a mighty yell, the 5' 7" tall Sergeant shouted "I WILL KILL YOU ALL RARARARGHGHGHHH!!!!!!!" in his native language, ripped the machine gun up off its fucking tripod, and started firing indiscriminately at everything around him in one gigantic Rambo-style clusterfuck of munchy crunchy full-metal-jacketed carnage. "
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