The Original O'l Farts Club.
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Goldhedge
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"That's a pile of shit! But it's really good shit Mrs. Loosner!"
The Intergalactic Laxative - Donovan
Stay warm DB...Hot soup, hot bath and a warm bed.
I always like Mellow Yellow.
Ray Griffith Pecan Gatherer 1956
my best guess
so I guess I can see us not having one
Don forget self gratification…….
I see them picking up tennis balls with a larger version of it.
This is the first one I've seen and I last picked up pecans about 1961. We had both Mahan and Berkin paper shell pecan trees in our yard once we moved to town, but when we lived in the country we picked up acres of pecans on our hands and knees.
When I lived on the beef ranch...every spring thaw there would be a stream of manure flowing out of the corrals, across the driveway, out into the orchard and alfalfa field. Good thing you get use to the barnyard smell.
Hello Mr. Pute
I would be packing heavy. At least Bear Spray to hand (they have holsters).
You are walking through territory occupied by giant apex wild dog offshoots. They can run faster, climb faster, and WILL kill and eat you if they choose.
Easier to carry this -- it has a handy clip:
Thanks old bc man
That's pretty horrible man
I had the privilege of cleaning horse stalls …and you do get used to the fragrance of nature.
Right back at you OM. How is your day going?Hello Mr. Pute
They could certainly use a little off here and there.
Have ya'll heard the saying that you should have your worst enemy prune your apple trees?
Dime
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'Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says "Get out! We don't want your type in here" '
'A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" '
. 'A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '
'A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" '
. 'A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '
