A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[ToKEN]

depends...if you're on fire...then yes, it is probably hot in here



what color is your car?

 

[Don Cotyle]

Mud covered with bugs allover the windshield and weeds hanging out from the undercarriage, guess that was a dead end!!!

What do ya mean fish or chicken???

 

[Endo]

i prefer turducken, i dont wanna wait for my heart attack.

why do we drive on a park way and park on a drive way?

 

[The_Leader]

its to keep the confused in churches given their money to an imaginary friend through a preacher/_________


imaginary friends, good or bad to have one or five?

 

[Endo]

my imaginary friends always borrowed money and asked me to take them places and always made me buy them food. so i left all of them in the woods one day, havent seen them since.

stoned cold can you show us on the doll where the man touched you?

 

[Stoned Cold]

"No, but I can show you the teethmarks and torn tissue."

I'd really rather discuss this over a bottle of Jack; would you care to join me?

 

[The_Leader]

yes i will send jack to china for ya.


why does ice feel cold?

 

[kmk420kali]

Because Bush said so...
When Marijuana is Legal...what will the Rebels do??

 

[FallenBuddha]

go blind from excessive maturbation.

may i please have a cookie?

 

[Cannabal]

No, the jar is empty.

Why u all should obey me without questions ?

 

[Stoner4Life]

could you wait til I'm done whacking off please?


FB, who made your newest avatar? (I miss Belushi)


EDIT:
I love this thread, even when you get beat
to the punch you can leave in your post.

 

[ToKEN]

your mom!!!! ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!



how many minutes until my pizza arives?

 

[YwouldntI]

yellow

why do you need a hot water heater if hot water is already heated.

 

[YwouldntI]

this shit has princepalities smokey!

whered everybody go?

 

[varriform]

I don't know, I don't listen to hip-hop.


Will you shut the fuck up?

 

[The_Leader]

how does one shut a fuc up?


what do eskimos use for rubbers?

 

[Endo]

carabo skins on their I C wIENers!


can you please close your legs? its getting a bit fishy in here.

 

[Stoned Cold]

YourLegs will open for the holidays. Can't WAIT to see the line THIS year!

What will you be getting little Timmy for XXX-mas?

 

[Endo]

a new fucking set of legs so he can go get me a big ass turkey, and stop complaining.

anyone else worried about all the bumblebees dying off?


p.s. theres never a line... im that damn good!

 

[tashi]

Because I'm licking red-hot titanium.

Why does it smell like burning hair?