A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[FallenBuddha]

the smegma was too much for her last time.

do you believe in miracles?

 

[ToKEN]

no such thing...their just mind trips


may I pay you tomorrow for a burger today?

 

[Smurf]

eat drink & be merry, for tomorrow thou ass belongs to me!

would you like that wrapped madam?

 

[The_Leader]

madame would like a wrap a tap tap tap...before she cant feel it no mo...

how tall is mickey mouse?

 

[Endo]

always use 2 condoms with hookers its safer.

does it hurt if i do this???

 

[ToKEN]

not if I first...




can money bring you happiness?

 

[Endo]

yes money can bring you a penis.

if its wet and not yours should you touch it?

 

[YwouldntI]

bring a friend.

cant we all just get along?

 

[tashi]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours....

Is happenis a warm gun?

 

[genkisan]

Only if yer a drunken redneck......



How much cash would it take to get ya to fook a goat?

 

[Smurf]

Only if yer a drunken redneck......



How much cash would it take to get ya to fook a goat?

The first time would be a freebie


Didn't I see your lil sister in that porno?

 

[trouble]

The first time would be a freebie

Didn't I see your lil sister in that porno?

I dont have a sister, actually that was my mother you saw.



How do they get air into Tennis Balls?




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[Smurf]

with a straw

have you ever had a beaver bong?

 

[ToKEN]

...no...but I had a beaver that smelled like a bong


do you like bongs better than bowls?

 

[asa42]

...no...but I had a beaver that smelled like a bong


do you like bongs better than bowls?

vaping gets me so high!

will you be going to starbucks?

 

[The_Leader]

stars buck? yeah im simple, but good...lol


what did humpty dumpty say on his way down the wall?

 

[Smurf]

I hope this new air bag works!


Is the pope Catholic?

 

[trouble]

I hope this new air bag works!


Is the pope Catholic?

No, hes really a Pediphilolic, however, he attends PA meetings on a regular basis..


Is reality only for people that cant handle drugs?



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[Smurf]

I can't hear you mum, your breaking up.

Have you ever rolled into the wet patch after sex?

 

[Stoned Cold]

No, hes really a Pediphilolic, however, he attends PA meetings on a regular basis..


Is reality only for people that cant handle drugs?



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Actually Reality is an organized crime division of the law. Employed in 1994, 'Reality' has made a substancial impact in the upscale communities, bringing down 14 of the worlds most dangerous housewives. 'Reality' has also been accredited to the increase in cannabis cultivation to the tune of 67% between 1994-2002.



Did the inconvenience of your menstrual cycle disturb your dinner?