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Zeke, my "pot head" Rottie!

MMJ Today

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Hi,

I just thought you might like to see a photo I took a while back of my Rottweiler, Zeke, letting the world know that he supports and defends his daddy's right to grow and consume medicinal Cannabis to control pain and stop dangerous weight loss.
He's also like you to know that as much as he loves the plants, his master should have thought ahead and remembered that anything a human freely places on or near a Rottweiler automatically changes ownership and becomes the property of the Rottweiler in question. This is a universal unspoken law that no Rottie owner should forget.

I never saw that plant again. Before I could reach out and snatch the pot from his big head, he pulled the old "snatch the biscuit from the nose" maneuver on me. With the lightning speed that only a Rottweiler owner can appreciate, Zeke's head jerked down and back and a bit cocked to one side and snatched the stalk of that plant right out of the air!
An instant of ice-water panic washed over me as I suddenly realized that as far as my dog was concerend...the game was on!

Zeke got that wierd gleam in his eye and raced out through the living room to the garden, growling and snorting as he half-trotted, half bunny-hopped onto the grass. By the time I hobbled into the living room and looked out the window, the empty pot was describing a lovely arc across the sky, a spray of black potting soil spinning out of it like a pinwheel. The poor, defensless plant was being whipped from side to side so violently that spit from Zeke's slobbering mouth spattered across the window ten feet away!

*sigh*
 
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Guest

i think you just got caught in a well developed lie... what the hell is wrong with people they just have to make up shit in order for people to like them... talk about insecurity
 

MMJ Today

Member
Nope

Nope

ogrefugee said:
photoshop...

look at the shadows

Nope...the real deal. I wouldn't lie about my dog. I just set the pot on his head, snapped the picture, corrected the gamma a bit, resized it and posted it here. Nothin' more, nothin' less.

ATB!
 

MMJ Today

Member
I don't understand...

I don't understand...

buffalosouljah said:
i think you just got caught in a well developed lie... what the hell is wrong with people they just have to make up shit in order for people to like them... talk about insecurity

I post what I think is a cool pic of my dog-- something I thought you folks would enjoy-- and instead of saying something nice, you all start slamming me and accusing me of lying. Here is another photo I took at the same time. The shadows are xaused by the flash.

Not that I need to...but I will set anything you like on my dog's head and photograph it. I absolutely hate to be called a liar for no reason whatsoever, so I'll prove this to you all.

I have one other photo still in the camera. I will uplaod it as well in a few minutes.

Damn..I just wanted to have a nice little talk about dogs...

 

MMJ Today

Member
The 3rd photo

The 3rd photo

This was the thrid and last photo I took. In this one the pot started to fall off so I didn't use it. I did not adjust the gamma on my too-dark exposure in this picture so you can see why I did it on the first two.

Satisfied? Or do I need to further prove myself before I am allowed to post again without chancing more unfounded and down-right unfriendly accusations of dishonesty?

Like I said...I was just trying to bring a bit of a smile to dog lovers. I don't think I'll make that mistake here again.
 
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Guest

hahahaha.. you got me.....oh well... just couldnt think how a dog could just chill there with a plant on his head and keep it balanced.. you must have skillz... haha, sorry man... I love rott's we have one of our own.. and we love her very dearly.. and we know she loves us the same... plz accept my apology, lotsa love for you and your bow wow, later
 
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MMJ Today

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buffalosouljah said:
hahahaha.. you got me.....oh well... just couldnt think how a dog could just chill there with a plant on his head and keep it balanced.. you must have skillz... haha, sorry man... I love rott's we have one of our own.. and we love her very dearly.. and we know she loves us the same... lotsa love for you and your bow wow, later

I apologise as well my friend...I am in severe pain with tremors that won't let me rest this evening and I'm not in the best of spirits. Just bad timing. I too, am so sorry for my rudeness.


All the very best to you and yours...

David
 

MMJ Today

Member
yourselfimage said:
That is a sweet pic...looks like a great dog too. I wish I had a pic of my dog to post. Have a good night.
Thank you. He is indeed a very special animal. Very smart and so willing to please me. He will pose and do virtually anything I ask of him. He has even saved my life...literally. I was trapped under a huge overstuffed chair that had flipped over on top of me. At that time I was terribly ill and only weighed about 118 pounds. I was slowly being squashed, and the weaker I became the worse the pressure on my back was. I was in very real danger of being asphyxiated before anyone would come home to help me.
Zeke forced his way into the tight area I was trapped in and heaved the great weight off of me enough so that I could move and breath again. Then, when I told him too he backed up a tiny bit, ten a bit more, each time dragging the chair further down my body until it was finally resting on my hips. I could breathe freely again and Zeke laid right there with me with his warm, soft muzzle tucked up tight to my neck while I waited for my strength to return enough to squirm the rest of the way out.

Anyway...thank you for the kind words mate. ATB!
 

StayHigh149

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Rotts are awesome companions & it sounds like Zeke has proven his loyalty by moving that chair that was on u! I had 6 Rotts but all are gone now....man, I miss them!
 
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Jam Master Jaco

Hahaha that's an awesome pic.


Dudes...who cares if it's photoshopped or not? If you're going to complain about stupid threads keep in mind this is the tokers den, home of the most random thoughts of random stoners world wide :joint:
 

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