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You know you live in the country if......
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You know you live in the country if.......
You know you live in the country if.......
You know you live in the country if.......
MicroRoy
Active member
I could be mistaken, but aren't those street car (trolley) tracks in that pix?
Might be they had trollys before cars were invented. Could even be a train.
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Robrites
that is one ugly dog...
and to be perfectly honest, I always examine my pics before posting. who the hell would stick a pig in their car??? another little piggy of course, I figured that this was a squad car somewhere.
first hint, the car is white, second, that looks like a troopers style hat on the front seat; and finally, that is a Ford Crown Victoria steering column, tough to see thru the glare but it's shape (flat top, curved bottom) is correct.......
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noyd666
your under arrest.
MicroRoy
Active member
Wise Advice from a Farmer's Wife
Whenever you return a borrowed pie pan, make sure it's got a warm pie in it.
Invite lots of folks to supper. You can always add more water to the soup.
There's no such thing as woman's work on a farm. There's just work.
Make home a happy place for the children. Everybody returns to their happy place.
Always keep a small light on in the kitchen window at night.
If your man gets his truck stuck in the field, don't go in after him. Throw him a rope and pull him out with the tractor.
Keep the kerosene lamp away from the the milk cow's leg.
It's a whole lot easier to get breakfast from a chicken than a pig.
Always pat the chickens when you take their eggs.
It's easy to clean an empty house, but hard to live in one.
All children spill milk. Learn to smile and wipe it up.
Homemade's always better'n store bought.
A tongue's like a knife. The sharper it is the deeper it cuts.
A good neighbor always knows when to visit and when to leave.
A city dog wants to run out the door, but a country dog stays on the porch 'cause he's not fenced-in.
Always light birthday candles from the middle outward.
Nothin' gets the frustrations out better'n splittn' wood.
The longer dress hem, the more trusting the husband.
Enjoy doing your children's laundry. Some day they'll be gone.
You'll never catch a runnin' chicken but if you throw seed around the back door you'll have a skillet full by supper.
Biscuits brown better with a little butter brushed on 'em.
Check your shoelaces before runnin' to help somebody.
Visit old people who can't get out. Some day you'll be one.
The softer you talk, the closer folks'll listen.
The colder the outhouse, the warmer the bed.
Whenever you return a borrowed pie pan, make sure it's got a warm pie in it.
Invite lots of folks to supper. You can always add more water to the soup.
There's no such thing as woman's work on a farm. There's just work.
Make home a happy place for the children. Everybody returns to their happy place.
Always keep a small light on in the kitchen window at night.
If your man gets his truck stuck in the field, don't go in after him. Throw him a rope and pull him out with the tractor.
Keep the kerosene lamp away from the the milk cow's leg.
It's a whole lot easier to get breakfast from a chicken than a pig.
Always pat the chickens when you take their eggs.
It's easy to clean an empty house, but hard to live in one.
All children spill milk. Learn to smile and wipe it up.
Homemade's always better'n store bought.
A tongue's like a knife. The sharper it is the deeper it cuts.
A good neighbor always knows when to visit and when to leave.
A city dog wants to run out the door, but a country dog stays on the porch 'cause he's not fenced-in.
Always light birthday candles from the middle outward.
Nothin' gets the frustrations out better'n splittn' wood.
The longer dress hem, the more trusting the husband.
Enjoy doing your children's laundry. Some day they'll be gone.
You'll never catch a runnin' chicken but if you throw seed around the back door you'll have a skillet full by supper.
Biscuits brown better with a little butter brushed on 'em.
Check your shoelaces before runnin' to help somebody.
Visit old people who can't get out. Some day you'll be one.
The softer you talk, the closer folks'll listen.
The colder the outhouse, the warmer the bed.
N
noyd666
when they still have a sat night dance at church hall.
R
Robrites
Looks like that chick is on pot!
retro Thanksgiving Day: party of two
N
noyd666
WHEN THESE FELLA"S ARE IN YER PADDOCKS.
Big breakfast. Hunt pheasants. Sandwiches for lunch. Sit around and chat. Then a big supper.
Happy Thanksgiving.
you forgot the part about having to wrestle uncle Charlie just to get a hit off that moonshine.
Several times & a bunch of years we'd about do the same as above. Me & my friend Ken would usually start off at my place where I'd make up crappie sandwiches with egg & cheese, I'd bread the fillets & add a bit of parmesan cheese to them, fry lightly then top it off w/a fried egg.
Hunt, clean our grouse (too far north for pheasant) and then enjoy the holiday meal his wife Rachel was making up. a couple of beers and of course the finest holiday bud we could find.
You know you live in the country if.......
You know you live in the country if.......
you still have a sense of humor after missing your shot.
You know you live in the country if.......
you still have a sense of humor after missing your shot.
