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You know you live in the country if......
- Thread starter Bud Green
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Robrites
If your wood pile is bigger than all the "yards" the townies have.
Or if your garden is bigger than the townies houses.
Or if your garden is bigger than the townies houses.
brown_thumb
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I hope you're not rubbing two sticks together to get that fire started.
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every person has hands that look twice as old as they do....and the one thing you never hear is "oooowwwwww, look, I got a blister today!"
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and sadly, you can score Oxy or meth a whole lot easier than scoring an ounce of AAA bud
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if....when you visit a big city,the first things you notice are just how everyone is in a mad rush, the noisy din and how the air smells of car exhaust.
& 100% homegrown at that.......
the local body shop 'hablas' country
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noyd666
WHEN I SING AND NOBODY YELLS BACK SHUDDUP.
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No, but your dogs run off and hide with their paws over their ears when you sing Queen's "We are the Champions" in the shower.
Talk about cruelty to animals!
I remember the first & last time I tried throwing a square hay bale up on a wagon.
(11 years old; with the upper body strength of a Keebler elf)
(11 years old; with the upper body strength of a Keebler elf)
When you walk around your property and you have to side step dog, bear and deer shit.
brown_thumb
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Oh my... I'd like to noodle their cats.
