You know you live in the country if......

[Bud Green]

Just had a "deep stoner thought" about a lot of things that I've just been taking for granted, for the last 8 years...

It's a little different living in the country, but I LOVE it!!

"You know you live in the country if"....
You own a 4x4 just so you can get down your own driveway and the street you live on...

 

[stoned-trout]

theres no traffic lights and only one lazy sheriff....yeehaw fuck da city

 

[shithawk420]

You know you live in the country when gunshots is not a bad thing

 

[blastfrompast]

You know you live in the country when you can walk around your yard buck nekkid...and nobody calls the cops....

 

[BlueBlazer]

You know you live in the country when your dogs go batshit sniffing down all the wild animal smells in the yard.

 

[EsterEssence]

When you can piss off the deck...

 

[exploziv]

When you wake up in the morning, get on the porch and smell clean air instead of city fumes.

 

[ghostmade]

U can see a million stars in the sky.danm i m8ss the sticks

 

[Bud Green]

You know you live in the country if:
Your lazy neighbor won't fix his fence, and you have to shoo his cattle out of your road when you want to drive somewhere..

 

[kaochiu]

...you have to go to the city, you get pissed in a cheap boozer. If you don't drink, just buy that piece of shit you need and get outta there asap.

 

[atk7]

When you can see a visitor coming and they are still half a mile away . and you know they are coming to see you or are very very lost and going to ask for directions.

 

[Bud Green]

You know you live in the country if......


....your favorite nearby camping spot is less than a mile away, and the closest supermarket is more than 14 miles away...

 

[atk7]

Nearest commercial power is two miles away.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

You're out in the country when ...
the county highway department cuts your phone line with a bush-hog.

 

[mk6]

You're out in the country when...
when it takes 5 minutes to load a picture b/c you have satellite internet lol

 

[Midnite Toker]

You know you live in the country if......after the snow finally melts away, it reveals the skating rink above the septic tank

 

[sutra1]

If you live near farms, cows and trout.......I do

 

[stoned-trout]

your water goes out you don't call anyone ,you go to stream and clean out the intake..yeehaw

 

[resinryder]

When you can understand everything that's said on Duck Dynasty and Swamp People without reading the subtitles

 

[armedoldhippy]

When you can understand everything that's said on Duck Dynasty and Swamp People without reading the subtitles

HEY! I resemble that! what the fuck is a subtitle? I speak fluent hill, hick, dirtroad, piedmont linthead, hollertalk, and just enough sandhill bullshit to find my way to Hatteras on the back roads. not much coonass, but they seem friendly enough if you keep your liquor in mason jars...