you ever catch someones eye at the worst moment ever?

[iwannaretire]

I just went outside to let my dog out. It's pitch black. Whilst enduring the lovely task of waiting for my dog to take a dump, I notice movement in a lit window in my neighbors house.

Naturally, my eyes gravitate.

It's some fat dude ass naked getting dressed. We LOCK eyes.


Does he think I was peeping? Well I guess technically I was?

Is he guilty of thinly veiled exhibitionism?

Everything about this situation sucks. And my dog didn't even crap.

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

Sorry about your dog.

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

My sympathies dude.....normally, when that weird shit happens, I just wait a day or two and the uncomfortable memory fades away.

But...now you have this thread to be a permanent reminder of the experience. There is now no hope...no hope of erasure.

Was the fellow smiling at you?

 

[bobcat1963]

You didnt say who looked away first...

 

[Stoner4Life]

exactly the opposite for me, I've gazed up from a fine set of tata's only to be busted by the babe sporting 'em.......

I couldn't possibly imagine how you feel, move.

 

[k-s-p]

At least you locked eyes. Or so you say

 

[Mr.Fastcast]

This might be the beginning of something beautiful,not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[MJOFMJ420]

why the hell did your eyes lock on? i would have looked away immediately bro

 

[FirstTracks]

did everything just feel so right?

 

[Gelado`]

Was he turgid or flaccid?

 

[DamnUglyDogE]

Was the fellow smiling at you?

Man. I don't want to know if he bent over..

No mental pictures ..Please. ..

 

[bombadil.360]

so when r u 2 gonna marry?

 

[Saibai]

bwahahaha.
How many times did you go back to the same spot after that, hoping?

 

[Green lung]

I was at a grocery store a few months back and I was looking for some peanut butter and I saw a guy that looked like he worked there. So I was looking at him and was going to ask him where the peanut butter was.

He turned around and locked eyes with me and I realized he didn't work there, So I just went about my shopping and what not ect didn't really think about it. A few minutes later in a different aisle the same guy comes up to me and chatting ect asking me questions and such..........and than realize this guy is gay and he is hitting on me trying to chat me up lol..........I got my peanut butter and got the hell out of there.




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