why no criteria sticky?

[lost in a sea]

i think there should be a sticky with the blank smoke report criteria list ie the form tony used below,, just the questions obviously, you get me

or am i missing something and its easy to find?

just seems like in the show it forum one of the first things in the sticky section would be that so people could contribute easier.

Date: 15 July 2012
Time: 5:30 pm PST
Strain: Clone only Blackberry

Pictures:
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Physical Examination

Visual Appeal: (visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing - excellent)
9
Visible Trichomes: (visible trichome content from 1-10 none - totally covered)
8.5
Colors present in the buds: ( on a scale from 1- 10 light - dark)
Purple: 9 Green: 2 Yellow: 2 Yellow: 9 Orange: 3
Bud density: (Bud density on a scale from 1-10 airy - dense)
4
Aroma Description: (on a scale from 1-10 upon freshly broken bud where 1 indicates subtle presence and 10 indicates pronounced presence )
First: Acrid: 4 Sweet: 2 Hash: 2 Berry: 2 Then: Floral: 5 Dank: 3
Aroma: (Aromafrom 1-10 repulsive - delightful)
5
Aroma Intensity: (Aroma intensity from 1-10 subtle - overwhelming)
5
Were there seeds present in the bud?(Y or N)
N

etc etc etc



could someone at least post a blank one here for me please

 

[señorsloth]

personally i can't stand those forms, i would rather see it in paragraph form, especially in the sick plants area, these people fill out a 3 page form when all i needed was one pic and a few short sentences describing feeding schedule...i end up less likely to help them because to find the info i want i have to go digging through some long complicated form...

it seems that smoke reports are supposed to be at least somewhat not just a fact based issue, since everybody experiences weed differently, there should be some amount of the authors own feelings in it...

when a famous food or art critic writes an article about a piece or a meal, nobody wants them to fill out some standard form and circle a bunch of numbers! you would find an article about the critics personal feelings about a meal he ate much more helpful in guiding your own hunger, than you would a standard form with a few things circled, or a few dots filled in...critiquing is an artform, those forms are a bad joke, if you don't have the brainpower to write an actual paragraph or two describing the experience in YOUR OWN WORDS, then i don't think you are smart enough to have a valid opinion about what you are smoking...

those stupid forms were probably made because of all the morons out there who wasted the time and bandwidth to write a few crappy sentences about stains they grew that didn't really tell anybody anything... maybe something like "word, fa shizzle grew ate skunks, dey wuz sum cronix shit homboy! i finna b hitting dat shiz wit my kush male, straight berries dog"

 

[Lean Green]

I'm with Mr.sloth on this one. None of the formatted smoke reports I've ever read stand out in my memory, not one. I can recall several smoke reports that were free form though. The best being a report on Pink Kush on one of the Reeferman forums. That report made my stomach hurt from laughing so much.

 

[Hammerhead]

we have a place where you can write up a grow report here. When doing your grow report just add the smoke report part of it later when the buds are ready..


http://www.icmag.com/modules/ICStrainguide/index.php?eop=listreports

 

[TonyGreenHand]

Here you go man
_________________________________
Reviewer name:
Date:
Time:
Grower:
Strain:

Pictures:

Physical Examination

Visual appeal (visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing - excellent)

Visible trichomes (visible trichome content from 1-10 none - totally covered)

Colors present in the buds ( on a scale from 1- 10 light - dark)

Bud density (Bud density on a scale from 1-10 airy - dense)

Aroma description: (on a scale from 1-10 upon freshly broken bud where 1 indicates subtle presence and 10 indicates pronounced presence )

Aroma appeal (Aroma from 1-10 repulsive - delightful)

Aroma intensity (Aroma intensity from 1-10 subtle - overwhelming)

Were there seeds present in the sample?(Y or N)

Did the flowers show inter-sex expression? (Y or N)

Overall appeal ( from 1-100 where 1 is frightening and 100 is majestic)

Additional comments:


Smoke Test

Utensils
-
Taste description (use numbers from 1-10 that apply to the taste where 1 is a subtle presence and 10 is a pronounced presence)

Taste pungency ( pungency of taste from 1-10 light - heavy)

Taste impression (impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant- scrumptious)

Moisture level (1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal)

Harshness (1-10 smooth-harsh)

Smoke expansion (smoke expansion in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explosive)

Smoke test comments:

Follow up Questions

Dosage
-
Effect onset:

Potency (from 1-10 none-devastating)

Effect length

Usability (from 1-10 where 1indicates the worst time of the day to consume this strain and 10 represents the ideal time of day)
Morning/wake up: - Day/work: - Evening/relax: - Night/sleep: -

Effect (what effect did the strain have write P if it had a POSITIVE effect and N if if had a NEGATIVE effect, next to each selected area please rate the intensity of effect from 1-10 where 1 would be a subtle presence and 10 would be a pronounced presence)
- :Ability to rest or sit still
- :Anxiety relief
- :Appetite
- :Audio perception
- :Humor perception
- :Imagination/creativity
- :Memory
- :Mood
- :Ocular relief
- ain relief
- aranoia relief
- hysical awareness
- :Sex drive
- :Sleep
- :Speech
- :Taste perception
- :Thought process
- :Visual perception

Overall rating from 1-100:

Final comment:

"word, fa shizzle grew ate skunks, dey wuz sum cronix shit homboy! i finna b hitting dat shiz wit my kush male, straight berries dog"

 

[SEAttown206]

"word, fa shizzle grew ate skunks, dey wuz sum cronix shit homboy! i finna b hitting dat shiz wit my kush male, straight berries dog"

 

[Funion]

hate the template

 

[Avinash.miles]

im w sloth, and fo shizzle beries bro comment....

type a sentence, or at least try to...
to many forms, ruin the experience

 

[TonyGreenHand]

Why can you not have the form AND a few sentences about each thing? Is it too much information? I didn't know there was such a thing.