why is a slice of ham "blowing up" in the microwave??????????

[smellthefunk420]

i never trust pork but i made myself a ham, mayo and doritos sandwich.. i put the ham in the microwave for 40 seconds and around the edges, litterly went off like mini bombs.. the border of my meat is very roughed up as well as holes blown in the middle

of course i'm half way through it now and it's delicious.. does sandwich ham normally do this?

 

[Guest]

Some things go crazy in the microwave, i've put weed in there before and it's started to jump around and create sparks, i'm sure there wasn't any metal in it, probably just hadn't been flushed and was reacting to the elements.

 

[smellthefunk420]

shouldn't ham just be meat though?

 

[Guest]

it's probably best not to think how ham is made. i'm not saying it is metal that is causing the eruptions but that's usually the case. there could just be air pockets in the ham, lots of food explodes, such as vegetables. just the pressure build up probably. try placing it on a grilled plate so it's all exposed and not slapped onto a flat surface.

 

[Rufid]

What else are you willing to experiment with for our entertainment?lol. Just a nice little pocket of pork fat exploding.

 

[panopticist]

Microwave ovens operate by exciting water molecules present in your food to 212 degrees F (boiling point). At this point the water is so excited it transforms into vapor.

If you stacked more than one piece of ham on top of another and put it in a microwave, the popping you hear is simply the boiling vapor forcing itself loose from between two slices of lunch meat.

It does the same thing with turkey...

 

[NOKUY]

it's a sign from god telling you not to eat swine (especially "ham"...aka pigs ass)

 

[Grinchy]

Funniest thing ever, my eight grade science teacher told te about this. IF YOU HAVE A GRAPE, TRY THIS. Cut it in half but not all the way. Start the cut through where the stem connected to the grape and cut the flesh but leave the last bit of skin so you can set the two halves of the grape flat while they are still connected by a flap of skin. Open the grape and place both cut halves flat on a plate, leaving the skkin connected. Put in microwave for 1 minute and watch it, don't look away. FUNNIEST THING EVER! ha try it It won't hurt anything.

 

[fr33th3w33d]

it's a sign from god telling you not to eat swine (especially "ham"...aka pigs ass)

man, no one will ever take away my pig ass.

 

[TwoOhSix!]

Funniest thing ever, my eight grade science teacher told te about this. IF YOU HAVE A GRAPE, TRY THIS. Cut it in half but not all the way. Start the cut through where the stem connected to the grape and cut the flesh but leave the last bit of skin so you can set the two halves of the grape flat while they are still connected by a flap of skin. Open the grape and place both cut halves flat on a plate, leaving the skkin connected. Put in microwave for 1 minute and watch it, don't look away. FUNNIEST THING EVER! ha try it It won't hurt anything.

I don't feel like trying this, what happens? - do they look like exploding testicles or something?

 

[Guest]

the grape just melted

Funniest thing ever, my eight grade science teacher told te about this. IF YOU HAVE A GRAPE, TRY THIS. Cut it in half but not all the way. Start the cut through where the stem connected to the grape and cut the flesh but leave the last bit of skin so you can set the two halves of the grape flat while they are still connected by a flap of skin. Open the grape and place both cut halves flat on a plate, leaving the skkin connected. Put in microwave for 1 minute and watch it, don't look away. FUNNIEST THING EVER! ha try it It won't hurt anything.

 

[panopticist]

Here's a youtube video of the grape in microwave experiment...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCNNqgKqnaQ

Mildly entertaining at best.

 

[TNTBudSticker]

I saw on youtube about pork


If you pour little coke over a raw pork in a dish and wait 4-5 hours...worms will pop out of THAT pork...I dont eat pork no'mo

Edit//// I found it and at the end is funny

There are other links that show it better..but I'm not looking again

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f3IOvFA8LLE

 

[panopticist]

If you pour little coke over a raw pork in a dish and wait 4-5 hours...worms will pop out of THAT pork...

If you pour a little coke over a glass-top table, and wait 4-5 minutes...someone will have snorted it...

 

[TNTBudSticker]

There is a movie I forgot the name of it but it goes like this

Some folks are having a house party...Big party

Someone spills a household cleaner from its top cabinets and its white powder and it gets on the counter..and leaves the mess there but puts back the can

this chick walks by with a straw and lines up some lines...

Takes a good snort and a long line,when she's done..her face contorts to 1000 face positions

Probably the same chick who wrote "1000 ways to do sex"

 

[Guest]

cheech and chong up in smoke

There is a movie I forgot the name of it but it goes like this

Some folks are having a house party...Big party

Someone spills a household cleaner from its top cabinets and its white powder and it gets on the counter..and leaves the mess there but puts back the can

this chick walks by with a straw and lines up some lines...

Takes a good snort and a long line,when she's done..her face contorts to 1000 face positions

Probably the same chick who wrote "1000 ways to do sex"

 

[Ganico]

If you pour little coke over a raw pork in a dish and wait 4-5 hours...worms will pop out of THAT pork...I dont eat pork no'mo

I find that suspect. I'm gonna try it

 

[Guest]

coke will actually melt meat into a sludge...sick but true

 

[Ganico]

Okay, well I guess I should have just watched the video you posted, no worms. I was doubting that, glad it ain't true