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White Men....

crossthread

Member
:bashhead:
credit's.......
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing. All night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled ...
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
:yes:
:wave:
 
This is Indian land

This is Indian land

Good words do not last long unless they amount to something. Words do not pay for my dead people. They do not pay for my country, now overrun by white men. They do not protect my father’s grave. They do not pay for all my horses and cattle.

Good words cannot give me back my children. Good words will not give my people good health and stop them from dying. Good words will not get my people a home where they can live in peace and take care of themselves.

I am tired of talk that comes to nothing. It makes my heart sick when I remember all the good words and all the broken promises. There has been too much talking by men who had no right to talk.


- Chief Joseph
 
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Guest

Good one, crossthread. That's hilarious.........and has a ring of truth to it as well.
 

I Used To Grow

Active member
lol...I am off it man..lol..nobody can go back into my room though..haha..some little girls back there..literally..lol..they're fn asleep..ifyou wake them..i'll own you..lol
 

Nikijad4210

Member
Veteran
That was a great joke, man, going to have to C & P it into some emails :biglaugh:


WallStreet said:
It means IUTG is on another mind-altering bender, and is reduced to typing gibberish.

Again... :badday:

ws

He's getting a bit pathetic, isn't he?
*Sighs*
Some people just don't learn moderation at all, and some never even get the hint with ODing to the brink of death......I hate to say it, but he's going down the road to ODing pretty quick...And running the risk of being worm food.
 

leaddraft

Active member
ohhh ooooooo

ohhh ooooooo

My past life resurrected...

Crossthread=Leaddraft...

Coming back too Haunt me...
doo doo doo doo.....

:yoinks:
 
G

Guest

i am starting to find your posts very aggravating you damn tweak. i thought you where okay a month or so ago, but your gibberish just RUINS THREADS< RUINS MY BUZZ< RUINED A GOOD JOKE< AND IT JUST FUCKING STUPID
 
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