What should I grow?

[Mikell]

I don't know what to grow and need you to help.

Be sure to check out my thread in Growroom design. I skipped all the stickies (TLDR) and need links posted for all the equipment I need to buy I want to grow about 5 pounds in my closet, can't cut any holes for ventilation and have to keep the doors closed the furnace also broke so there's no heat and some of the walls are mouldy but I'm going to grow organic so it's cool. I figure I can fit at least 4 1000w lights in there also at the dollar store I bought a huge box of CFL bulbs I want to use those too. How many plants do I need for 5 pounds i have lots of seeds I've saved from bags of weed and am planning to buy whatever you recommend.

Thanks guys I posted this on four other forums and yahoo answers too so may never sign in again but appreciate the help

 

[_tessarecting]

Step one, this is crucial:

 

[St. Phatty]

When you put a heater in a box, it gets hot.


The more I eat, the less hungry I get.

 

[eatUR<3out]

Hey geyez, could you tell me if this plant is GG#4?

I received it from a homeless wino who I gave a half & half to outside of a dispensary.

 

[JamieShoes]

ok buddy so what you're going to need is 2 sets of fairy lights and an old hairdryer for ventilation...you have to manually remove the heating elements so it will cool the massive amount of heat being generated by the fairy lights...then you will want to get some cotton wool to use a medium, it's the latest in hydro technology... get yourself some sugar water to use as a nutrient base as well..

after that you will want to go out (preferably taking a cow with you) and head in the direction of "market".. with a bit of luck you should bump into the old seed vendor around about half way there, he usually does a good deal on trades of cows for pips... make sure you ask him for the Alaskan Thunder Fuck Head!.



Good luck ...ya dingus

 

[sourpuss]

Its gots ta be that diggity dank haha... fuck ventialtion!! Weed grows itself haha.. thats why its called weed... fuck nutes too... why my shit burns clean... no nutes haha....

 

[CosmicGiggle]

.... can't cut any holes for ventilation and have to keep the doors closed ....

well one thing you can do is open those doors, but I would first get myself a good pair of sunglasses so no one will be able to see the light!

 

[mr.brunch]

Seriously?! 4,000 w with no vent?
Weed jerky, anyone?

 

[sourpuss]

How about growing up Mikell hahaha....

 

[Mikell]

That's not even up for discussion.

I just ordered my own Christmas presents from the tittybats online store. If you ever see a half shaved baboon sporting pins of titted bats on his jacket, be a good sport and say hello. He may or may not be wearing braces as the mood strikes him.

 

[stoned-trout]

microgreens and Italian dressing for the win....yeehaw

 

[CosmicCharlie]

I voted for Dank, everyone knows what dank is.

Although, Super Dank could be good if it's actually super.

Idk what diggity means, so idk about that.

Micro Greens sounds like small lettuces or something.

 

[stoned-trout]

hence the Italian dressing remark..i am actually growing real microgreens as we speak..yeehaw ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^...with his parameters all he will be growing is hay...lol

 

[blastfrompast]

Don't forget to grab an ozone machine for that Diggity-Dank Stank.....but screw buying one...just rip apart an old power supply, get 2 pieces of glass, ohh and rip some screen outta a window.... slap it all together and ur golden...

Run it inline with the previously suggested hairdryer ventalation option..

 

[stoned-trout]

yup rip out the transformer from a local neon sign....get crackin....yeehaw

 

[armedoldhippy]

only thing to grow in there under those conditions is KudzuOG, the Alabama cut. pure red clay for soil & armadillo shit for ferts. you can unplug the lights, KudzuOG will grow in total darkness...hope this helped, LOL!

 

[Mikell]

Is KudzuOG like elephant bud? I ordered 5 of those seeds, boy were they expensive but the guy on the phone said it's what I need.

Instead of just using the transformer (I have an old neon sign it's missing the cover with the lettering but I think that's ok) I might save a few bucks and use that. The candle power is crazy good and it's big so I'll just put it on an angle and LST on a screen.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

.... forget the KudzuOG, me and my crew grew it out and found it to be nothing but pure hype!

 

[igrowone]

genuine ChameleonNutz seeds
by day it looks and smokes like OT Haze, by night it's OG Kush

 

[_tessarecting]

I really want to see a 99 lighter
trays packed tight to the max
of sprouts on shooting powder
No flush for maximum yield