What is a good job for a pothead

[Geno420]

ok ok im a pot head i admit it haha i find it quite hard to pass a drug test otherwise i could just work a regular job. im going to school for automotive technician in january but until then i need a job it has to be one that i don't have to take a drug test and i would prefer an easy one too hahah how about good pay while yout at it.... but yeah anyone have any job ideas where you don't get drug tested? or an actual way to pass a drug test.... i always fail mine even with the little pills (omni-clear) i tried the synth piss that didn't work i tried someone elses it was the wrong temp i tried drinkin shitloads of water and taking vitamins i still tests + for pot no matter what! keep in mind i am skinny as fook so i have a very high metabolism thats not the problem

 

[big mike]

ok ok im a pot head i admit it haha i find it quite hard to pass a drug test otherwise i could just work a regular job. im going to school for automotive technician in january but until then i need a job it has to be one that i don't have to take a drug test and i would prefer an easy one too hahah how about good pay while yout at it.... but yeah anyone have any job ideas where you don't get drug tested? or an actual way to pass a drug test.... i always fail mine even with the little pills (omni-clear) i tried the synth piss that didn't work i tried someone elses it was the wrong temp i tried drinkin shitloads of water and taking vitamins i still tests + for pot no matter what! keep in mind i am skinny as fook so i have a very high metabolism thats not the problem

if your going to be an auto tech why not apply to those quick lube joints.. all the employees usually look like crackheads anyhow..

 

[Geno420]

dosn't matter what they look like im pretty sure quick lube places do pre employment drug testing for insurance reasons

 

[MMZRetro85]

work at a hydroponics store
im sure they dont drug test

 

[Geno420]

thats pretty sketch

 

[chronicinjury]

pizza delivery

 

[big mike]

dosn't matter what they look like im pretty sure quick lube places do pre employment drug testing for insurance reasons

the ones i know of, do not..

 

[HuffAndPuff]

How about ICMAG just pays you $100 per smoke report, and all of us growers provide the pot? Free, of course. PM Admin, they might could hook you up!

bwaha. Sorry, couldn't help it.

Seriously? If you can't pass a drug test, you may have bigger problems. I don't mean being 'addicted' to weed, either. I'm talking about being unable to figure out how to beat the test. Let me give you some helpful hints...

Flushers, pills, detox teas, vinegar, and goldenseal are all BULLSHIT!!! The only reason you have heard anecdotal evidence of people using these 'products' successfully is because: the manufacturer lies, the samples were mishandled, or the person managed to dilute their urine enough, without setting off any alarms. This can be done with a large coffee, a gallon of water, and taking the test on your 3rd/4th piss of the day.

The only sure-fire way to fake the test is with properly mixed and heated concentrated/synthetic urine. Most kits come with the urine powdered (ok) or in a liquid concentrate (better) a temp. strip, air-activated glove/hand warmers, and an empty elmer's glue bottle to store it in. Don't bother with the Fenis models, unless you're being supervised... in which case- what the eff are you doing with your life?!

I eschewed the glue bottle for a condom. I mixed the concentrate with luke-warm water, then poured it into a condom. I put a pot of water on the stove to get it hot, but not boiling. Like 160 deg. F. Put the filled condom into a jar, and pour the hot water on it, cap the jar and lightly shake every once in a while. Remove, and then go pass that test.

It is SUPER IMPORTANT TO PRACTICE YOUR TECHNIQUE several times before you take the test. You wouldn't take any other type of test without studying first, would you? Obviously, this means doing dry runs, substituting water for the synthetic urine. Experiment with how hot the water has to be, to keep the Fiss warm for different times.

How long is the drive to the facility? It tooke me <10 minutes to get in, fiss, and get out. The drive was 10 minutes, so I needed to get it to 95-100 degrees after 20 minutes. If it is a long drive, put 110 degree water in a thermos with the condom. Remove it in the parking lot, and then duct tape it to your inner/upper thigh. DONT FORGET A PIN! Un-knotting stuff with shaky hands is a bitch.

Also, it is better to walk in there with it a little bit warm, because you can always just pour it into the cup from a distance (allowing it to cool) and then swirl it around for a minute or two. If she thinks it feels too warm (difficult unless way too hot) she will test it, and unless it is over 100, you are fine. It is much easier to tell if it is too cold, and the margin is less.

Oh, and I just saw gender-specific synthetic urine advertised in HighTimes. For most jobs (retail, etc.) you prolly won't need it, but at this point, it's all about better safe than sorry. I haven't used it, so I can't vouch for it. I can't remember who I ordered from, but I paid like 50 bucks, and got 2 tests worth. I do remember the company that I made the payment out to wound up being a bookstore?

I have used the concentrated synthetic twice, both to great success. Whilst I may be 'better' at this than the next person, let me assure you that MY GIRLFRIEND managed to pass hers this way. All she did was follow the aforementioned method. If SHE can manage to pull this off, you can, too. If you can't... Quit smoking cannabis. You're giving us all a bad rap!

Stay Safe,
HuffAndPuff

 

[Clarence]

Computer game tester.
Movie critic.
Weatherman.
Crash test dummy. (joking)

 

[marx2k]

Author of a book about the advantages and disadvantages of various synthetic urine chemicals and fake dick/temperature contraptions.

You can call it "Golden Flushes"

 

[Rufid]

Quit for two phuckin' weeks and get a job.After the first piss test your not going to get tested again unless the boss suspects somthing.if you get tested and fail who gives a shit. Get another useless job and repeat the cycle.

 

[Old Soul]

Get a job with a freight forwarder. None of them drug test and you can make over six figures if you stick with the right company. They do a background check but that is it.

Peace

 

[Jack Crevalle]

ok ok im a pot head i admit it haha i find it quite hard to pass a drug test

Quick Fix works, a friend just used it, it costs $30....no excuses

 

[HuffAndPuff]

Bottom line? Unless it is a privately owned company that doesn't require any special insurance, you are going to hafta piss in a cup. Retail? Check. 99% of all delivery/driving related jobs? Check. Hotels, excluding housekeeping/dining? Check. You're basically left with those private companies, scrubbing toilets, working for an NPO, waiting tables, or working in a kitchen.

HuffAndPuff

 

[VictoryGardener]

ok ok im a pot head i admit it haha i find it quite hard to pass a drug test otherwise i could just work a regular job. im going to school for automotive technician in january but until then i need a job it has to be one that i don't have to take a drug test and i would prefer an easy one too hahah how about good pay while yout at it.... but yeah anyone have any job ideas where you don't get drug tested? or an actual way to pass a drug test.... i always fail mine even with the little pills (omni-clear) i tried the synth piss that didn't work i tried someone elses it was the wrong temp i tried drinkin shitloads of water and taking vitamins i still tests + for pot no matter what! keep in mind i am skinny as fook so i have a very high metabolism thats not the problem

NO job is a good job

 

[Sammet]

you want a job where you can smoke pot, it's easy work, and makes lots of money. Tell me if you find this so called job, so I can get me one of them too.

 

[Flowerman]

Synthetic urine. Works 100% of the time. But it's a shame that there's even a test to begin with, but like I said, synthetic urine!

Now as for what job, Goodluck!

>>>I bought the Reps and Senators don't have to unlock or squat like the common person nowadays.

 

[facelift]

I would say that the perfect job for a pothead is to be a pot farmer, but you still need some brains to grow the plant successfully. Not that all potheads don;t have brains, just that not all potheads know who to grow weed and all the little details.

Other jobs for potheads include, video store, game rooms, bartender, pizza delivery guy, tow truck driver, mechanic, messenger, taxi driver, parking lot attendant, garden shop.