what if i...

[kingspade]

...ate nothing but corn for a week?

would i poop poop, or just corn?

 

[genkisan]

You'd be really sick of corn.........

 

[pipeline]

You wouldn't get the amino acids lysine and tryptophan for protein synthesis.....

 

[kingspade]

but i wouldn't DIE, would i?

i thought about eating vitamins also, but i'm afraid that would alter the...outcome

 

[pipeline]

If you're supplimenting with weed and Heinekin, you should be alright.....

 

[Chiefsmokingbud]

No but if you took a dump outside you would attract alot of Egrets (cow birds)

 

[Insomniac]

Plain corn? If nothing else is on it. Maybe? But I'm guessing it would be prepared with something (salt/pepper/butter..etc.)

 

[Deft]

Well what kinda corn we talkin bout?

 

[Nikijad4210]

I'd rather shit corn for a week than have what I have now----The trots from mixing white pepper with cayanne. Cayanne alone doesn't do that. Black pepper alone doesn't do that. White pepper alone doesn't do that. The only combo that gives me the trots like this is mixing cayanne & white pepper.

I love the stuff, but sheesh, sometimes I wonder if the unique "bite" from the 2 is really worth it.

 

[Hal]

Is that part of your mission to get fucked up?

 

[WolfSpider]

you would shit a corncob. corn does not digest well in the stumack by the way. most or it comes out the other end.

 

[Guest]

No but if you took a dump outside you would attract alot of Egrets (cow birds)

Thats what I call a 'corn-backed rattler'.

 

[NOKUY]

man you need to add peanuts to your "corn only" diet.

If you do that, and substitute red beer and jagermeister for water, you'll be in business.

 

[NserUame]

^^^ That might just top the most painful shit ever. I believe the doctors call that Volcano Ass.

 

[genkisan]

Wot a shitty thread......

 

[Guest]

Wot a shitty thread......

hahahah...........agreed......................but funny in a nice and stupid, 'this is pointless' kinda way

 

[DogBoy]

you'd fart and scattergun the cat!

You could always spend a week eating corn then 20 mins in the microwave. That i would pay to see!

 

[PersonalSmoke]

True story:
In middle school by best friend loved corn. Why, I have no idea, but this kid was always eating corn. In 6th or 7th grade all the corn got him dangerously constipated and he had to be taken to the hospital and get an emergincy enema. I still give him shit for that, lol.

 

[pipeline]

Anyone have the link to that doctor getting slammed in the chest with a load of shit from a constipated guy? That would fit right about here.....

 

[Black Ra1n]

Anyone have the link to that doctor getting slammed in the chest with a load of shit from a constipated guy? That would fit right about here.....

Hahahaha