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A man dies and goes to hell. Once there he begins to cry at the thought of spending eternity in hell, when the devil himself appears and asks the man why he is crying. The man tells him and the devil laughs and tells the man not to worry that hell is much different now. For example, do you like candy, sweet things to eat? The devil asks the man. Oh yes I do said the man. Then you will love Mondays; we eat candy bars, chocolate cake, ice cream, and everything sweet you can eat all day long the devil says.
The man feels a little better but not really when the devil says, “do you like to smoke?” The man says yes I like a cigarette now and then. Oh you’re going to love Tuesdays because we smoke all day long, pipes, cigarettes, cigars, you name it we smoke them.
The man thinks well at lest I can eat sweets and smoke but still in hell forever. The devil says, “Hey do you like to drink?” The man says yes and the devil says,” you’re going to love Wednesdays because we drink all day long, everything from beer to straight up Tennessee moonshine, drink till you just can’t drink any more” The man starts to think, candy, smoking and drinking maybe not so bad but still in hell. Then the devil says,”Hey do you like to get high”? The mans says sometimes and the devil says,” your going to love Thursdays because we get high all day long, weed, coke, acid, smack, speed, we smoke snort and shoot till you just can’t do any more. Now the man is starting to think that hell might not be that bad when the devil asks “Hey are you gay”? The man looks at the devil and says,” No why”? And the devil looks down and says, “Your going to hate Fridays”
The man feels a little better but not really when the devil says, “do you like to smoke?” The man says yes I like a cigarette now and then. Oh you’re going to love Tuesdays because we smoke all day long, pipes, cigarettes, cigars, you name it we smoke them.
The man thinks well at lest I can eat sweets and smoke but still in hell forever. The devil says, “Hey do you like to drink?” The man says yes and the devil says,” you’re going to love Wednesdays because we drink all day long, everything from beer to straight up Tennessee moonshine, drink till you just can’t drink any more” The man starts to think, candy, smoking and drinking maybe not so bad but still in hell. Then the devil says,”Hey do you like to get high”? The mans says sometimes and the devil says,” your going to love Thursdays because we get high all day long, weed, coke, acid, smack, speed, we smoke snort and shoot till you just can’t do any more. Now the man is starting to think that hell might not be that bad when the devil asks “Hey are you gay”? The man looks at the devil and says,” No why”? And the devil looks down and says, “Your going to hate Fridays”
