irieeyes808
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Whos down? my dinners on fire while she watches tv, gotta go, fill in the rest
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Space Ghost
and if you ever wondered what it's like to be me
Smokin' Chopper
Member
Ok I'll bite.... I'll start by describing my state of confusion first...
If your dinner is on fire, someone obviously wasn't paying attention. I'm guessing that your ol' lady was watching the toob instead of what was cooking, so if she's trying to ween you off of being dependant upon her or something maybe you should take the hint and be a little more independant.
On the other hand, we don't really have enough details so if this is a typical thing for her I'd say ditch her ass. If the tv is so damn important tell her to go marry a producer or some shit. You could pawn her off on ZB or Yummybud and that might just solve everyone's issues, just a thought.
In the mean time, hope you have a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. Just make sure to keep a couple sprays of it in reserve in case she gets dramatic or something.
If I've only learned one thing from IC, its that I have one hell of a kick ass wife. All the female troubles people post on here makes me that more appreciative honestly. But anyway....
Best of luck to you, hope all goes well with as little bullshit as possible.
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yea ween rocks, wait were talking bout the band here right.
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Cozy Amnesia
i'm down
Smokin' Chopper
Member
Initially this thread was posted in the Den's main section so I had no idea it was band. So if my previous post makes no sense, that would be why... my apologies.
Actually had I not received negative rep for it, I might not have even noticed it was moved into the music section. Clouds, silver linings.... you know how it goes.
SC
Actually had I not received negative rep for it, I might not have even noticed it was moved into the music section. Clouds, silver linings.... you know how it goes.
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808kahumai
Member
WEEN-Piss Up a Rope:
My dinner's on fire while she watches tv
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And i'm no dope, but i can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, i don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And i can't cope -- piss up a rope
Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last 6 months i been packin' your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk
And i'm no dope, but i've lost all hope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, i don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And i can't cope -- piss up a rope
[chorus twice]
My dinner's on fire while she watches tv
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And i'm no dope, but i can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, i don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And i can't cope -- piss up a rope
Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last 6 months i been packin' your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk
And i'm no dope, but i've lost all hope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, i don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And i can't cope -- piss up a rope
[chorus twice]
