Ways to find a cat?

[Guest]

ok.
this may sound a little out there
but someone has lost their cat in my area.
but they are offering $25,000 to who ever finds it
anyone have any knowledge of cat tracking?

 

[Guest]

Does the cat hafta be in good health?



Seed

 

[NserUame]

...25,000 dollars? And I thought the people offering 10 grand for their dog were idiots.

Don't get me wrong, I love my dog(s) and can't put a numeric value on their heads. However if they were ever lost I wouldn't need someone else to track them down, because I'd be out there until they were freaking found (and scolded...then promptly rubbed).

Edit: I forgot to leave my tip. Call around the local vetrinarians and shelters. You'd be surprised how stupid owners can be in the fact they don't even do this. House cats get found pretty quickly, if they don't odds are good that it has died

 

[mybeans420]

Does the cat hafta be in good health?



Seed

That's bad.

 

[Rosy Cheeks]

Just try to find kitty before the Chinese cook does...

 

[pepelepew098]

take a can of tuna fish and punch a bunch of holes in it with an icepick. set it out somewhere and wait. he'll show up. along with every other cat and racoon within a 10 block area. so make sure you have a picture of the 25,000 dollar cat.

 

[DogBoy]

i'd like to see a $25000 kitty, i hope he has air con and power steering!

 

[sproutco]

Get a piece of fish. Tie a string to it. Drag the fish around as you walk the neighborhood. Have the trail end at your house. Have food, fish, and water waiting. Cat will hang around. Caught a dog using this technique with steak.

 

[Mr. Nevermind]

could go to the pound and get a look alike cat.








NEvemrind

 

[Ganico]

If there was a $25,000 reward for a cat here, I'd never have even gotten the time to post on here. As a matter of fact, at least 5,000 folks in this town would be looking for it too, so it'd be a race against the clock.


I mean, on Fear Factor they hang out of helicopters, let maggots crawl in their ass, and eat wild boar dicks for THE CHANCE at winning $50,000

All you gotta do is find a cat

 

[Ganico]

Also, you could get one of those bb-guns that shoot those tiny darts at wal-mart,etc. Then just get a tiny drill bit and drill a little hole in the tip, dip the darts in homemade tranquilizer (benadryl extract maybe, calculated to cat strength, so it doesn't kill em)


But yeah, if this is true I'd be a lot more serious about it than you. I'd seriously be on a fucking hunt for that damn cat

 

[Verite]

When in doubt hire a professional. You need,

Whipped Pussy Wranglers @1-800-CAT-BOXZ

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

Perhaps the unsuspecting cat in questin fell prey to another cat lover.

I hear they are pretty tasty fan fried with shrooms in a light wine sauce.

minds_I

 

[Guest]

Hello all,

Perhaps the unsuspecting cat in questin fell prey to another cat lover.

I hear they are pretty tasty fan fried with shrooms in a light wine sauce.

minds_I

I agree, eatin' pussy seams to be quite trendy these days.

Seed

 

[Guest]

Does the cat hafta be in good health?



Seed

is that a show dog? thats one hell of an american stafford terrier

 

[Guest]

is that a show dog? thats one hell of an american stafford terrier

Nope no show dog. Not a Staffy either. Just a very healthy pit/bulldog mix. Thanks tho.


Seed

 

[jojajico]

wow $25K .... that will buy a lot of weed.

 

[Guest]

Spreading Seed nice pit...love the white coloring..

 

[Guest]

wow $25K .... that will buy a lot of weed.

you mean that would buy one hell of a setup...why buy ????

 

[genthus]

this would actually be a good prank to pull on a town. make everyone run around like idiots to find a cat that doesn't exist =P