Wal mart encounter.

[MicroRoy]

I can't believe this just happened!!
Its kinda long but interesting I promise.
So I was at walmart doing some grocery shopping. I noticed this lady was staring at me on every aisle I went down. So I went on and here she comes again staring like a crazy person again. I finish my shopping and I head to the check out line. Crazy lady winds up in front of me, still staring. She finally turns and said "I apologize for staring at you but you look just like my daughter who just passed away". I felt really bad and gave her my condolences. She says thank you and asked if I could give her a hug and say "bye mama"...I thought it was weird but me being me and feeling sorry for her, I did it. She gets rung up and leaves. The cashier rang up my stuff and the total came out to $187.52! I was like "are you sure because after my coupons it should have been like 40.00 or so." So the cashier says my total was included with my mom's. I'm like what? she said your mom said you were paying for it on your transaction. I'm like heck no that wasn't my mama. The cashier said "I saw you hug her and say bye mama." I immediately ran out of that store looking for the lady. So I see her loading up her car. She saw me and jumped in her car to take off. I got to her as she was getting in and I started pulling her leg--JUST LIKE I'M PULLING YOURS!!
Everybody needs a good laugh every once in a while.

 

[indalo]

Ha , ha , you got me going there for a while , lol

 

[sourpuss]

love it haha

 

[Illuminate]

so wait, she had a wooden leg so did you hand it in as evidence of a con artist in our midst?

 

[MicroRoy]

Thats not mine. It just makes the internet rounds on ocasion. It makes me laugh ebery time I see it.

 

[dddaver]

BWAT! Opps ,sorry I thought somebody pulled my finger...I promise.

 

[amanda88]

Excellent Roy..! Excellent ..Subbed for more .....lol

 

[MedGrowerTom]

Lols, nice. That was good

 

[SwampyTHC]

Lmao bastard

 

[floralheart]

Somebody at a home depot bathroom tried to stare at my ding dong once

 

[angelgoob]

Hehe, Saw this on facebook I'm like "oh geeze."

So if you're meth'ed up I hear you can sort the DVD bin at Wal-Mart pretty quick.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Hehe, Saw this on facebook I'm like "oh geeze."

So if you're meth'ed up I hear you can sort the DVD bin at Wal-Mart pretty quick.

same w/the candy bin.......

 

[theJointedOne]

lol

 

[MicroRoy]

So I was in Walmart Sunday. Looking for cat food. I found the sign PETS.

But it seems that the store had been rearranged after they put up the signs.Here we are off to get directions from a Walmart employee.

So I go walking down the isles. There they are staggered in pairs down one of the bigger isles. I approach the first pair and they turn away scurry down a smaller isle. Next pair same result. They go half way down the isle turn and start to fiddle with a random thing kind of half looking from me.

Now the third pair buy now I knew the play book. Let's play. I am a big man old man that can still move kind of fast and so quite I sneek up on cats.

I approach they split up and scurry I pick my target and quietly pick up my pace as soon as his back was turned. Staying in his blind spot. Now is about half way down the isle he starts his left hand drifting out just a bit. I can tell his turn and fiddle move is going left. I drift slightly right his gaze is selecting the target of his fiddle I take a couple long quick steps. He turns reaches here I am right behind him just as he touches it I bend over and blow on the back of his neck. He stragitens up turns around his forehead about six inches from my chin. He says. Ba ba ba may I help you?

I think the game was fun fur me and not to mutch for him.

 

[LEF]

Lol

I forgot about this story, it is my 2nd time viewing the thread.

 

[Bmac1]

LOL

 

[Ph-patrol]

Those fucking Big Box stores are Hell.

 

[LEF]

Anyone got any ill feelings towards walmart ? Me not really

Some people resent the store selling things less than cost for a couple of weeks to make the smaller stores close down

They also shutdown when a union is formed, dont pay much
Even managers sit on cheap chairs to save money

Walmart is americas baby, conceived by sam walton

They say walmart has dropped in profits also, read that today, like 20 %

 

[armedoldhippy]

Walmart is americas baby, conceived by sam walton

Sam would horsewhip his kids & grandkids if he saw what they have done to small-town America. greedy fucking thieves, each & every one of them...

 

[huligun]

Funny OP lol