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DogBoy

Gorilla would win but you did not specify the bear so if it's a koala it could be a very short fight.

Peanut butter anally violates jam every time!

One for you, shark or dolphin?
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
Veteran
Depending on the type of bear, but if it is a grizzly, kodiac or polar bear....than that ape does not stand a chance. Unless of course he is suited up in Medieval armor! I have always wanted to do that. But the gorilla would probably still be lunch.
A dolphin could win against a shark. I have seen videos of it going both ways though, so it would definitely be a good throw down. I saw a wicked badass video on National Geographic with a school of Orca whales trying to seperate a baby Grey whale from its mother, to eat it. It was a hell of an awesome clip. I love the National Geographic channel.
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
Veteran
Army of iraq before our invasion vs pack of swiss army knife-wielding Puerto Rican Brownie scouts
 
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Guest

Couldn't keep yourself from smoking pot on the day of an exam???? You need to get a little self control. Unless you wanted to put it off to tomorrow anyways. I just hope you take this time to sober up and study for that exam. I have my last exam at 4pm today.. I miss 4:20 unfortunately but I will smoke a nice joint to the head afterwards.
 

cobalt

Member
what would you rather loose ( it has to be one of them) your eyelids or your thumbs?
(tryin to get my posts up)
 
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Mr. Nevermind

Tarkus said:
Depending on the type of bear, but if it is a grizzly, kodiac or polar bear....than that ape does not stand a chance. Unless of course he is suited up in Medieval armor! I have always wanted to do that. But the gorilla would probably still be lunch.
A dolphin could win against a shark. I have seen videos of it going both ways though, so it would definitely be a good throw down. I saw a wicked badass video on National Geographic with a school of Orca whales trying to seperate a baby Grey whale from its mother, to eat it. It was a hell of an awesome clip. I love the National Geographic channel.


I dont know , a silverback gorilla vs a kodiak would be ahell of a fight. gorillas are fast and strong isthe only thing and kodiaks are so big that their speed isnt a great as the gorillas. Plus gorilla have hands for feet and thmbs. they could get on the back and snap its neck if given the chance









Nevermind
 
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DogBoy

Unmovable object would win. The unstoppable force would simply redirect round the unmovable object.

I would also lose my thumbs, eyelids are kinda necessary whereas thumbs can be replaced.

I was a bit unfair in my last one, dolphins are after all just gay sharks! :)
 
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Guest

cobalt said:
the unstoppable force v the unmovable object.
last one , anybody got any others feel free to add.
thats a trick question. equal opposite forces colliding will simply not move anywhere.

canada vs a giant vagina
 
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Guest

DogBoy said:
Unmovable object would win. The unstoppable force would simply redirect round the unmovable object.
what if the unmovable object and the unstoppable force were both squares and the unstoppable force was going along straight with the unmovable object.

then they wouldnt move anywhere.
 
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DogBoy

Ah see the clue is in the name, unstoppable adjusts, unmovable means exactly that. Shape is irrelevant.

I feel that if the giant Vagina would lose. The owner would no doubt never let it out to play and canada cant exactly attack as it's immovable as per above. Quid pro quo, canada wins by default.
 
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Guest

dont worry you silly canadians. big brother will keep you guys safe. you comfy? good...
 

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